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29 August 2004 @ 10:01 pm
All hands on the bad one  
1. goss is adorable and wonderful and she has a pretty womanish relationship with her ice cream!

2. tstar78 needs to be violently disabused of the notion that Willy Wonka had a sexually coersive relationship with his Oompa Loompas.

3. The Amish are my new favorite scapegoats.

4. I am Scarlett O'Hara. No, really.

5. Anyone who wanted to write Queer Eye for the Firefly Guy would be my absolute hero.

6. I want a big Spong Bob Squarepants Doll like the one we saw today in the arcade.

7. Hand puppets are both amusing, and disturbing.

8. I may not be around for a little bit. Things look to be exceedingly busy for me in the next few days. Then again, you never know. I may be a postin' fiend. Anything is possible!
 
 
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Current Music: Male Model - Sleater-Kinney
 
 
 
anathema: punk rock loveanathema666 on August 29th, 2004 07:11 pm (UTC)
Anyone who wanted to write Queer Eye for the Firefly Guy would be my absolute hero.


Oh, man, if I had ever watched Queer Eye, I would so jump on this. Just picturing the blond trying to pry Vera from Jayne's unwilling hands ("She doesn't match the new decor!") was enough to send me into a conniption of laughter.
nestra on August 29th, 2004 07:21 pm (UTC)
Oh, my god.

*dies*

And his hat! Carson would try to take away his hat, and then Jayne would have to kill him.
pure FORESHADOWING: charlize sexnifra_idril on August 29th, 2004 07:26 pm (UTC)
I keep thinking about the reaction Mal's pants would get, and how Jae would just weep when asked to try and civilize Jayne in any way. Basically, I feel it would be perfect. *waits happily for someone to write it*
Spatzspatz on August 29th, 2004 08:04 pm (UTC)
*snickers*

"Really, what were you thinking with the suspenders? Those have only been ugly since forever. And Jayne-- I know that the workplace requires a gun, but you should try to be creative with it. Why not accessorize? I bet you'd look adorable in a pink gun belt, peanut..."

[later]*Carson screams in horror from Wash's bedroom* "Hawaiian shirts! Somebody open the airlock for me, quick!"
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on August 29th, 2004 08:38 pm (UTC)
*Carson screams in horror from Wash's bedroom* "Hawaiian shirts! Somebody open the airlock for me, quick!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG YES

anathema: ff wonderanathema666 on August 29th, 2004 07:30 pm (UTC)
And his hat! Carson would try to take away his hat, and then Jayne would have to kill him.

And that'll be an interestin' day.

Heheheheheh.
Beanbarely_bean on August 29th, 2004 07:42 pm (UTC)
2. [info]tstar78 needs to be violently disabused of the notion that Willy Wonka had a sexually coersive relationship with his Oompa Loompas.


Dude, think about it. It makes perfect sense. He enslaved them and made them perform bizarre sex rituals with him. Those gloves they wore? That was about safe sex. Trust me on this.

Also, QEFTSG can be crossed over with any fandom. I still want my Queer Eye for the Dream Guy Sandman X-over. Jai would cry when he found out what Dream had done to his past girfriend. Carson would cry over the wardrobe. And Kyan would be insolable over hair. It would be great.

Also, most importantly, I LOVE YOU and you can call me anytime.
when she smiles it's like a revelation: Stephen Colbert - Damn Rightfox1013 on August 29th, 2004 08:58 pm (UTC)
Oh my god. You are ruining my childhood and I HATE you.

*curls up into a ball and sobs*
Bean: sweetandinnocentbarely_bean on September 2nd, 2004 08:22 pm (UTC)
*petpet*

You know, Nif sends me Muppet Porn chat snippets. Just FYI.

...don't you love me more now, in comparison?
when she smiles it's like a revelation: Damn the Manfox1013 on September 2nd, 2004 08:54 pm (UTC)
Yeah, but Nif writes me pretty femslash.

What have you done for me lately, Caro? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?


*snugs you absently*
pure FORESHADOWING: Bobcatitude!nifra_idril on August 31st, 2004 07:17 am (UTC)
Don't think I won't write muppet porn. Because I will, Caro. I will.

*waves Elmo threateningly*

...also I love you too. *snugs*