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21 October 2004 @ 12:25 am
Unconnected Correspondance.  
Dear Yankees,

OMIGODWTF WHY WERE YOU NOT PLAYING BASEBALL!?!?!? *freaks out and tears hair* GUYS! I loved you! I trusted you! You're still number one to me, but you do this to me NOW? NOW WHEN I HAVE SPENT ALL DAY HUBRISTICALLY MOCKING MY RED SOX FAN FRIENDS!?!?

*crawls into a hole and dies*

Pathetically,

Nifra

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Dear Brain,

OMIGODWTF WHY ARE YOU SPEWING SV STORY IDEA AFTER SV STORY IDEA AT ME AND WHY ARE ALL OF THEM HIDEOUSLY CRACKED OUT!?!? PLEASE FEEL FREE TO STOP THAT! KTHXBAI!

Freaked Out,

Nifra

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Dear Universe,

OMIGODWTF WHY AM I STILL NOT TELEKINETIC!? You can't possibly have a good reason for that. I mean, really, you're just dragging your heels. Get on it. Stat.

Impatiently,

Nifra
 
 
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Current Music: because the nights -10, 000 Maniacs
 
 
 
all right, so you're nonchalant: s is for sleepwalkerrunpunkrun on October 21st, 2004 12:25 am (UTC)
Re: your letter to the universe
I am CONSTANTLY wondering why I'm not telekinetic yet. It would make things *so* much easier.
blueandomlettesblueandomlettes on October 22nd, 2004 01:34 pm (UTC)
OK so i just surfed on in here from my Flist. SerialKarma mentioned you so i thought id check you out, which prompted me to your website and thats where I found your amazing crack stash. Which leads me to my question will there be more adventures of Nifra sue?? cause there really should be, like REALLY. Anyway just wanted to give you mad props on the crack, oh and hope your break heals quickly.