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11 November 2004 @ 04:15 pm
Thus far today, I have:  
1. Caused an epic flood of coffee in the kitchen. I thought I'd need an arc for a little while there, but I got out without drowning in what should have been my wake-me-up.

2. Lost my cell phone while it was in my pocket and spent a good forty five minutes looking for it, only to have a very hot stranger come up to me and politely point out that it was VISIBLY STICKING OUT OF MY JEANS.

3. SET MY HAIR ON FIRE WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.


I really do fail at life.

ETA: I'ma meme up my life for a little bit, so as to distract myself from the STENCH OF BURNED HAIR (omigod there were flames on my person not ten minutes ago!). So, you know that meme where people write five sentences that would never actually appear in one of their stories? I'm going to do the variation on that where I ask you all to write them in my comments. So come on and tell me what you think you'd never see happen in one of my stories.
 
 
Current Mood: en fuego
Current Music: Momentum-Aimee Mann
 
 
 
Kuroneko89blackkitty89 on November 11th, 2004 09:18 pm (UTC)
umm
damn girl! that waz bad! oops..i mean, no worries! youve probably (and im only assuming) had worse days!
pure FORESHADOWING: Deathnifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:51 am (UTC)
Re: umm
*laughs* Sadly, yes.
Ut Pictura Poesiswanderlustlover on November 11th, 2004 09:26 pm (UTC)
*super hugs* I so hope it gets better!
pure FORESHADOWING: clever bradnifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:52 am (UTC)
*hugs back* Thank you, hon!
cmshaw: Pay and pay and paycmshaw on November 11th, 2004 09:26 pm (UTC)
...wow!
pure FORESHADOWING: Clark RHPSnifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:53 am (UTC)
I -- yeah. *facepalm*
vi, miss vylit if you're nasty: attitude -- disappeariconsvylit on November 11th, 2004 09:34 pm (UTC)
3. SET MY HAIR ON FIRE WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

I've done that before, and it was so embarrassing that I ended up collapsing with laughter. It took forever to get rid of that smell. I suppose it's a good thing I had layers, so it wasn't so noticeable. Or, at least that's what everyone told me.

You have my sympathy.

*lights your cigarette for you and keeps the flame far away from your hair*
pure FORESHADOWING: Jayne!nifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:55 am (UTC)
I laughed pretty hard after I was done being righteously indignant that fire would dare burn my hair. *laughs* Thanks, hon. I'm relieved to hear that this isn't a ridiculousness limited solely to me.
.: angst (circe_tigana)hackthis on November 11th, 2004 09:41 pm (UTC)
Things Nifra will never write.
1. ...and then Ray left Fraser and went back to Stella.</i>


2. "You know, Lex, I really don't love you. I never did. I just used you for sex and money. I'm not even gay! I'm going back to Lois."

Lex blinked. "Well, if that's the way you feel about it Clark, okay, bye."


3. "I love you, Lana." "And I love you, Clark." "Let's stay in Smallville and worship me!" "Um, okay!"
pure FORESHADOWING: giles mack daddynifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:56 am (UTC)
Re: Things Nifra will never write.
You know, sometimes my love for you is something that I can't even begin to express in words.

"Let's stay in Smallville and worship me!" "Um, okay!"

Comic. Gold.
digitalwavedigitalwave on November 11th, 2004 10:02 pm (UTC)
*hugs* sweetie, hope things get better soon.

1) Meg looked up as Benton entered her office, she smiled up at him, her face radiant. "Oh Benton, I've got it! My resignation came today so we can go back home tomorrow and be married. I can't wait to live in the cabin with you. Who needs a silly career anyway!"

2) Lex looked down at Lana, the true love of his life. He couldn't believe how close he had come to losing everything that really mattered to him on a stupid fling. With Clark Kent no less! What the hell was he thinking?

pure FORESHADOWING: broken supermannifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:57 am (UTC)
*chokes*

Seriously -- you're amazing. I would never write those, and they're so funny and I love it. *hugs you tightly* Thank you, babe.
digitalwave: Just little ol me by medigitalwave on November 12th, 2004 07:38 am (UTC)
You're very welcome sweetie. I'm glad that they brought a smile. :)

*hugs you tightly back*
Sage: rayksageness on November 11th, 2004 10:04 pm (UTC)
oh baby...some days just aren't worth getting up for. And the following is my first dS-ish ever...and it's a horror piece (so consider yourself warned!!). But I guarantee it's something you'd never write!! *g*



"Excuse me, Leftenant?" Fraser called, knocking twice and turning the knob to Welsh's office door. "I wonder if you might know where I could find...Ray."

Ray looked up at Fraser from where he knelt on the floor, eased his mouth off Harding's rapidly shrinking penis, and winked at him.

Fraser beat a hasty retreat as Lt. Welsh began to roar.

pure FORESHADOWING: Bobcatitude!nifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:58 am (UTC)
OMFG!!! That is so scarier than anything I've read in a long time! *clings and hides face behind your shoulder, whimpering and giggling in equal measures* Thank you, babe!
byobbyob_kenobi on November 11th, 2004 10:18 pm (UTC)
On FIRE?!?

Jesus. I thought I was havign a bad day. Good thing you weren't holding a glass of brandy.
pure FORESHADOWING: my news is better than yours - foxletnifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:59 am (UTC)
Yeah, the brandy would have been perhaps a bit problematic. Although, it would have made the whole thing a great deal more like Masterpiece Theatre gone horribly awry.
Thistle: wellingmouth by _sail_thistle90 on November 11th, 2004 11:06 pm (UTC)
3. SET MY HAIR ON FIRE WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.


*pets Nifra*

On the upside: the post-icon match is a thing of beauty.
pure FORESHADOWING: Chloe!nifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:59 am (UTC)
*laughs* I do what I can, man. *snugs*
Raeraelan on November 11th, 2004 11:13 pm (UTC)
3. SET MY HAIR ON FIRE WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

I feel your pain/horror. It happened to me years ago with a candle, and I never even realised until I could smell the stench.

Hope things look up soon for you.
pure FORESHADOWING: Clarknifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 06:00 am (UTC)
*snugs* Thanks, hon! I think it may be a more common occurence than people admit, actually. Which is comforting. Kind of.
BUT HARRY STYLES: CIGARETTEestrella30 on November 12th, 2004 12:29 am (UTC)
Oh honey.

*pets*

Just - uhm - wow.

As for the fics...well, it's actually kinda HARD to think of something that YOU wouldn't even write. But I think this might be in the running.

"I'm sorry, Ray. You're leaving me for...who?" Fraser asked.

Ray dropped his eyes and shuffled his feet. "Tom," he whispered.

"Who?"

"Tom! Dewey! Christ - you need it in writing or something? I'M IN LOVE WITH TOM DEWEY!!!"
pure FORESHADOWING: charisma!nifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 06:01 am (UTC)
As for the fics...well, it's actually kinda HARD to think of something that YOU wouldn't even write


Dude -- I know!! I tried to do it on my own, but I gotta tell you -- I kept coming up with weird rationalizations for everything! I am not to be trusted, that's for sure.

Though -- yeah, Dewey/Kowalski ain't never going to be my sekrit pairing. *chokes with laughter*

*snugs you*
the opposite of batmanpearl_o on November 12th, 2004 04:20 am (UTC)
Oh, my poor poor darling girl. You just. You're having a bad, bad week. *snugs you tight*
pure FORESHADOWING: Bobcatitude!nifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 06:01 am (UTC)
*hides in your lap*
You're out of adventures :(: callum smokingclaire on November 12th, 2004 06:51 am (UTC)
Just last week I had to trim my fringe (bangs) after doing the same thing. Err, that's with the hair, not the coffee or phone.
ReginaGiraffereginagiraffe on November 12th, 2004 01:25 pm (UTC)
*looks at your icon*

*whimpers in lust*
You're out of adventures :(: callum's mouthclaire on November 12th, 2004 01:38 pm (UTC)
It inspires the same reaction in me.
John Stamos Took It Too Far: hugh smokesbrooklinegirl on November 17th, 2004 06:26 pm (UTC)
Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.

*pets pretty, pretty Nifra*

It's okay, it's hard for some people.