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06 December 2004 @ 03:14 am
The fire that wasn't and my breasts.  
It would appear that there are two kinds of people in this world: people who can sleep through the ear splitting blasts of a fire alarm, and people who just really, really want to. I, of course, fall into the latter category, and so I stayed in bed, with pillows and blankets pulled over my head as though that would, in any way whatsoever, allieviate the Bad Noises coming down from on high to SHATTER MY SKULL.

I would have stayed here, too, whimpering quietly into my bed clothes and willing myself to sleep had the security gaurds not opened the door and all but dragged me out of the house. "But it's *warm* and *comfortable* in there!" I protested loudly as they shepherded me outside.

Now, of course, as I was sleeping, I was naturally in the most embarrasing pajamas I could have been wearing -- the one with the see-through tank top. Yes, yes, my friends, my breasts are no longer a wonder seen only by -- okay, maybe not a few, but some. Less than have seen them now. Including the truck of firefighters who tromped into my house just to tell us what we already knew, which is that it really *wasn't* on fire in any way.

Yup. Me and my see through tank top and itty bitty boxer short bottoms were standing outside in the cold, waiting to usher them into the brave new world that is my house. And god it was cold. But at least I wasn't completely naked; no matter how close to being naked I was, I've still got that.

Now, this expereince, though, has lead me to wonder the following things:

1) Would I have moved if there was an actual fire?

2) How was I so *sure* there wasn't an actual fire?

3) Are fox1013 and I somehow psychically connected?

4) Is there no decency in the hearts of those who schedule fire drills? None whatsoever?

I think that the ultimate conclusion that can be drawn from all of this is that if there was a fire, I'd probably do exactly what I did for the fire drill. Which is a thought that's going to fester for a while, but I think eventually I'll probably get over it. Some day.

Also: Hi. Everyone in the world just saw my breasts. Ohmygod.

I --- think that now may, in fact, be the time for sleep again.
 
 
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when she smiles it's like a revelation: Shiny!fox1013 on December 6th, 2004 12:44 pm (UTC)
We are as psychic twins!

*bonds to you*


P.S. *eyes your breasts*

That is all.
pure FORESHADOWING: Bobcatitude!nifra_idril on December 6th, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC)
Psychic twins OF FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

It sounds so cool, doesn't it?

BUT HARRY STYLES: PANTIES by tararestrella30 on December 6th, 2004 01:47 pm (UTC)
Oh honey...

*giggles*

You're so pretty *g*
pure FORESHADOWING: ak/hh unsinkable - crazyperfumenifra_idril on December 6th, 2004 08:48 pm (UTC)
*laughs* Thanks, hon. I can only hope that the truck of firemen felt the same way.
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on December 6th, 2004 02:11 pm (UTC)
*ogles your boobs*

I mean, honestly, what have I told you before about shoving them out there?! There are the children to think of!

You and Fox are psychic twins, bent on world domination through the sheer will of your MINDS. The fire drills were somehow both your faults. Now, to just figure out how...

pure FORESHADOWING: big pimpin'nifra_idril on December 6th, 2004 08:52 pm (UTC)
I will have you liquidated for your insolence.
Teeny Gozerteenygozer on December 6th, 2004 03:26 pm (UTC)
::discretely shifts eyes away from your boobs::

Why, oh, why, do you not have a flannel robe on the end of the bed within easy grab-as-you're-dragged-off-by-evil-security-guards reach? You are simply NOT PARANOID ENOUGH! I keep a flannel robe at the end of my bed for just this purpose!
pure FORESHADOWING: Chloe!nifra_idril on December 6th, 2004 08:49 pm (UTC)
You may be the first person to ever tell me that I am not paranoid enough. Huh. *grins* This is a new feeling. I think I like it!

You know, despite the WHOLE ENTIRE WORLD HAVING SEEN MY BREASTS AS A RESULT OF MY SHOCKING LACK OF PARANOIA!!!!!!!!

*cough* Okay, yeah, I'm done now. I'll be living in my robe from now on.