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30 December 2004 @ 05:21 pm
Once the closest of friends, now nemeses.  
It was a long time coming. Everyone who saw it going on could see it -- after all, it was only a matter of time before I saw through the subterfuge, the manipulations, the self-centered machinations of that deceptively wholesome farmgirl.

Today I have found what I have long suspected to exist: proof that I am being used by lyra_sena, unmercifully. That I have, for years, been used by her.

That's right -- I have become the unwilling recipient of all of her cramps. Every since we met, she has had very slight cramps with her period, and mine have gotten progressively worse. AND WHY I ASK YOU!?!?

BECAUSE SHE HAS BEEN SENDING ME ALL OF HER CRAMPS!!!

Naturally, I Rifted with her IMMEDIATELY!

To think of all the times I trusted her, the way I opened my heart, and all just to be used and betrayed --

No. I won't allow myself to descend into sadness. I will fight the cruel tryanny of this fresh-faced liar.

That's right, I, Nifra Idril, will fight Lyra Sena until my dying breath. Here is my opening salvo:

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

VIVE LA RIFT, BABY! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, YOU CRUEL MANIPULATRESS!?!?!?

Yeah. That's what I thought.

**

In other news:

I am incredibly in love with the yuletide archive, because OMG SO MANY AMAZING STORIES!! And rare fandoms! And bliss and joy!

And even more than that, the story written for me? Fuckin' fab, y'all. It's a Hedwig And the Angry Inch story, and whoever wrote for me *knows* those characters stone cold. Her Hedwig is so good it'll give you chills. Read it. Love it. I order you all to do so immediately, if not sooner! It's here: Follow My Voice.

Also, PS, my new icon? The one I'm using now? So very, very true. And courtesy the lovely slodwick, with whom I have not Rifted. UNLIKE lyra_sena!!!!!
 
 
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Adoable Frunk: paul bitchlyra_sena on December 30th, 2004 10:43 pm (UTC)
I REFUSE TO ACCEPT THIS ON THE GROUNDS THAT YOU ARE CRAZY.

THE RETURN VOLLEY

As for the LESS THAN THREE SALVO??

>3 >3 >3 >3 >3 >3!!!! I ANGRY BOOB YOU TO THE DEATH!!!!
Terpsichore's Lyre: Riftterpsichoreslyr on December 31st, 2004 02:15 pm (UTC)
Today on Rift of the Pod:

Nifra RIFTED OMG! with Lyra.

Is it real?

Or is it hormones and (apparently) really. horrible. CRAMPS. talking???


Next time on Rift of the Pod:

Will Nifra escape the ANGRY BOOBS??

Will Lyra continue in her denial?

Will the RIFT OMG! widen?

What will become of the Pod????

Tune in... Same Pod time. Same Pod channel.


Adoable Frunklyra_sena on December 31st, 2004 04:05 pm (UTC)
*giggles* I adore this. And you, of course.
Terpsichore's Lyreterpsichoreslyr on December 31st, 2004 04:10 pm (UTC)
I lurve being the Rift Announcer. Too fun.