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03 February 2005 @ 01:41 pm
My Last Will and Testament:  
My immune system has been colonized by free radicals from planet death-illness-coughing-hacking-sick-place. I've gotten to the point where talking is nearly hilarious, but also painful. My head is a place of burning and death.

I may not survive if I'm forced to sneeze or move again.

And so, to you, my brethren, I leave the following things:

To slodwick I bequeath Micheal Rosenbaum, and his vintage t-shirts.
To lyra_sena, I bequeath Horatio Hornblower.
To tstar78, I bequeath Lex Luthor.
To seperis, I bequeath OMGTHEIRLOVEISSOSOCIOPATHIC! pairings.
To svmadelyn, I bequeath Starsk & Hutch and the blond man meat.
To pearl_o, I bequeath Girl!Fraser.
To ozymannedias, I bequeath a detention of Snapes.
To latxcvi, I bequeath Clark Kent.
To thamiris, I bequeath porn.
To musesfool, I bequeath Remus Lupin.
To rageprufrock, I bequeath icing on her face.
To norah, I bequeath Candide slash.
To estrella30, I bequeath Ray Kowalski's hands.
To brooklinegirl, I bequeath Ken Wahl and also Kevin Spacey, because yes. I have seen Wiseguy. And yes, I know whereof you speak.
To serialkarma, I bequeath Rasputin.
To fox1013, I bequeath Very Vampires and The Vampire Real World.
To hackthis, I bequeath Cillian Murphy.
To bexless, I bequeath African Sugar Daddy's love for Heathy.

Everything else, you guys can fight each other for. Excuse me while I go whimper for a while, and possibly die.
 
 
Current Mood: sicksick
Current Music: The Funky Branca-!!!
 
 
 
What the hell is up with the mummy?!: bright orange toenail polish is the bestserialkarma on February 3rd, 2005 06:44 pm (UTC)
Rah, Rah, Rasputin!
O is forozymannedias on February 3rd, 2005 06:45 pm (UTC)
You've had a whole Detention of Snapes AND Remus Lupin all this time and you didn't tell me? Die and go straight to hell, you hording little biznatch.

I will ensure you're tombstone reads, in the words of the great Meldrick Louis, "Ya evil"
when she smiles it's like a revelation: Snugfox1013 on February 3rd, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC)
I find it interesting that I get bequeathed the fic I'm supposed to be writing for you.

Verrrrrrry interesting.

*eyes you suspiciously and says nothing*


Feel better, darling.
peeps wanna see peeps boink: naughtymusesfool on February 3rd, 2005 06:46 pm (UTC)
It's a good thing Pru's in China, 'cause she might not forgive you for giving Remus to *me*. *g*

Feel better, sweetie.

*hugs*
Raven: cute Stitchraveninthewind on February 3rd, 2005 06:50 pm (UTC)
hope you get well soon.
*snatches Callum and runs away to lick him all over*

the opposite of batmanpearl_o on February 3rd, 2005 06:55 pm (UTC)
Girl!Fraser would be an exciting inheritance, but not worth the lost of Nifs! *snugs you tight*
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BUT HARRY STYLES: rayk PHONE SEX by r=tararestrella30 on February 3rd, 2005 07:43 pm (UTC)
Oh honey - I mean, I don't want you to DIE or anything, but you know, if you do?

THANKS FOR THE HANDS, BITCH!!

*kisses*
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Sage: create (logo of austin children's museumsageness on February 3rd, 2005 08:06 pm (UTC)
*feeds you soup & pets your hair until you doze off again*
.: theodore - herbology (circe_tigana)hackthis on February 3rd, 2005 08:08 pm (UTC)
Slainte!
Cillian and I will toast to you at the pub. Yis.

::licks::

You taste like Guinness, who knew?
Meretmeret on February 3rd, 2005 08:32 pm (UTC)
I hope you feel better soon!
r1cepudding on February 3rd, 2005 09:06 pm (UTC)
Score!!!

I mean, um. Feel better, munchkin!!
Thamiristhamiris on February 3rd, 2005 09:18 pm (UTC)
Darlin', you're taking a big chance with your porn bequest to me. Is it your porn? If so, then I might have to, you know, encourage you over a cliff or something...Unless you haven't written it yet! Damn. Catch-22.

*g*
Tiny Timmy Tokyo: mr - i'm not even jokingslodwick on February 3rd, 2005 09:27 pm (UTC)
OMGILOVEYOU!!!!!

I mean, I don't want you to die, obviously, but if you're going to anyway, OMG YOU GIVE ME MICHAEL!!!1!
Jonathan Toews does not want a sandwich.: Satchel--shadowomegasvmadelyn on February 4th, 2005 12:46 am (UTC)
You are not allowed to die! *shoves Starsk and Hutch and the blond man meat back at you frantically, frantically!!!!!

Did I mention the !!!!! ????
Bean: sweetandinnocentbarely_bean on February 4th, 2005 04:01 am (UTC)
To [info]tstar78, I bequeath Lex Luthor.

Yay Lex! He's *hot* and he's *RICH*!!!

I mean, I'm sorry you're sick.

So am I actually.

But still, if I get Lex, then I'll fight and I'll survive dammit.
John Stamos Took It Too Far: glassesbrooklinegirl on February 9th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
To brooklinegirl, I bequeath Ken Wahl and also Kevin Spacey, because yes. I have seen Wiseguy. And yes, I know whereof you speak.

eeeee! I didn't see this! And no! I didn't find it by randomly googling "ken wahl brooklinegirl," no, I most certainly did not. But yay! You're on my side! I love you!
John Stamos Took It Too Farbrooklinegirl on February 9th, 2005 06:47 pm (UTC)
psst.

you're the ONLY one on my side.

DON'T DIE, HOR!