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06 February 2005 @ 12:05 am
Superbowl.  
Dear Eagles,

Why man? I mean -- like, for real? Why? That was the most painful, depressing two minutes ever at the end of the fourth quarter.

Terrell, you did good. Just -- try to not tell Donovan to relax, okay? He's the quarterback of a team during the superbowl and you were behind. What the fuck would posess you to tell him to relax?

Much weeping,

Me.

**

So as we were watching game my friends and I were struck by how hilarious it is that the players cup one another's helmets and stare deeply into one another's eyes after a good play. They're not even slashers, but we were all cracking up and making up dialogue for them as they caressed one another's faces lovingly.

Player1: "You've got the most beautiful running game in the NFL, my love."

Player2: "I'm captivated by your block tackles."

It was really entertaining.

Favorite commercial by far: the one with the cat, the knife, and the pasta sauce. That was awesome.
 
 
Current Mood: disappointeddisappointed
Current Music: When The Lights Go Out-The Black Keys
 
 
 
byobbyob_kenobi on February 7th, 2005 03:51 am (UTC)
Favorite commercial by far: the one with the cat, the knife, and the pasta sauce. That was awesome.

Bwah! Me too! That and the monkeys ones. Those cracked me up.

There was one part during the game where a guy was down on his knees and one of the other guys had fallen on top of him in a very ...suggestive...manner. So, what does he do? He smacks the guys ass and gets up! Hee!
pure FORESHADOWING: giles mack daddynifra_idril on February 7th, 2005 03:54 am (UTC)
I always forget how much I love football players until I watch football. They're so funny, and plus, despite the fact that they're all nearly freakishly huge, very cute. I mean -- the shots of that Pats player with his adorable twins! Oh my god the love! Seriously, I'm pretty sure I could be sold on ANYTHING if they used a football player playing with cute children. A great hulking man and tiny, tiny, babies! *swoons with love*
shayheyred: DSDorkshayheyred on February 7th, 2005 04:44 am (UTC)
You forget, "Hey, man, you're some tight end. No, really. The tightest."
pure FORESHADOWING: big pimpin'nifra_idril on February 7th, 2005 04:47 am (UTC)
*dies laughing* OH my god, that's *exactly* what they were saying to one another! I know it, deep down!
.hackthis on February 7th, 2005 04:35 pm (UTC)
You mock now, but wait until I write my Friday Night Lights porn. Oh, yes, we'll see who's laughing then -- actually, you'll prolly be laughing again, but that's okay, because you really have to see that movie. Yis. Teenage football players, comforting each other, it's priceless man!
pure FORESHADOWING: every ioan!! - slodnifra_idril on February 7th, 2005 04:55 pm (UTC)
I absolutely knew I wanted to see that movie. I mean -- first of, Texas! Who doesn't love Texas in fiction! And then high school boys! And then football! And then clips of them crying in one another's arms! It's all I could ever want, isn't it?
.hackthis on February 7th, 2005 04:59 pm (UTC)
Nif, it's like someone said, what can we do to make these girls happy? I know, a movie with no female love interests, so the boys can bond freely. See me lose my shit waxing rhapsodic here. I am writing porn for it this week, or like, today, because really, that is all that was missing.
pure FORESHADOWING: giles mack daddynifra_idril on February 7th, 2005 05:05 pm (UTC)
'Scuse me, I'm just gonna run on down to Blockbuster and get me a copy of that shit, because, because -- football players! Holding hands! *covets*
.hackthis on February 7th, 2005 05:12 pm (UTC)
Today, Nif, really. You want to see this today.