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14 March 2005 @ 04:00 am
 
So I somehow - don't even ask me how - accidentally ordered The Notebook on pay-per-view when I was trying to set the sleep timer on my television (sleep timer=best thing ever), and because I'd ordered it, I though, "Well. I guess I have to watch it, don't I?"

And man, did I ever bawl like a baby. I mean, I am such a sucker for this kind of thing. My inner sap was gleefully rubbing together her hands from the first moment and then in the end with the freak out scene I totally started to cry in earnest.

As I watched, at first I was like "Nicholas Sparks basically knows me better than anyone because this is definitely my guilty pleasure ON A STICK" and then I was like, "Nicholas Sparks must be stopped, diaboloical fiend that he is."

I've come to believe that Nicholas Sparks does know me better than anyone and that this is why he must be stopped.

And in closing: I'm really glad that I didn't accidentally order porn, because explaining that would have been really weird.
 
 
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BUT HARRY STYLES: CIGARETTEestrella30 on March 14th, 2005 01:55 pm (UTC)
"Nicholas Sparks basically knows me better than anyone because this is definitely my guilty pleasure ON A STICK" and then I was like, "Nicholas Sparks must be stopped, diaboloical fiend that he is."

Dude - this is *exactly* how I feel about him *g*

*snugs you*
pure FORESHADOWING: CRAZY EYES!nifra_idril on March 15th, 2005 01:41 am (UTC)
I've been thinking about how I really feel about Nicholas Sparks all day, and I think I've decided that he's kind of the anti-christ, which is why he's so appealing. I have a whole long explanation for why, but really, it mainly ends up with a lot of name calling and pointing and "OMG HE IS LIKE EVOL!"

*snugs back*
.hackthis on March 14th, 2005 05:47 pm (UTC)
Are you telling me you've never ordered porn ever?
pure FORESHADOWING: Clark RHPSnifra_idril on March 14th, 2005 06:21 pm (UTC)
Oh, no, of course I have. It's just that I'm staying at my dad's house, which -- "So, yeah, Dad, about the 'Sailors on Shore Leave Four: Cocks On Deck'...I ordered that." It definitely makes me want to crawl into a hole and die just thinkign about it.
.hackthis on March 14th, 2005 06:41 pm (UTC)
I laughed so hard there were tears. Seriously.
D: whitney; pretty when you cryquincykat on March 14th, 2005 10:41 pm (UTC)
I saw that for the first time this weekend. Sobbed hysterically, twas not pretty.

As I watched, at first I was like "Nicholas Sparks basically knows me better than anyone because this is definitely my guilty pleasure ON A STICK" and then I was like, "Nicholas Sparks must be stopped, diaboloical fiend that he is."

I completely agree. And being the complete idiot I am, I continue to read his books in public places. Like the airport, or at work, and then I sit there and sob and people stare at me. Bah.
pure FORESHADOWING: CRAZY EYES!nifra_idril on March 15th, 2005 01:43 am (UTC)
*grins* See, I sign to myself and dance in public, and people stare at that, too, but I mainly just do it because I'm a little nutty. At least you have a reason!
Tiny Timmy Tokyo: like a boy in a dressslodwick on March 15th, 2005 12:25 am (UTC)
Oh, god. The Notebook seriously broke me for an entire Sunday afternoon. It was ridiculous and wonderful. And Ryan Gosling? Rowr!

Also?

I'm really glad that I didn't accidentally order porn, because explaining that would have been really weird.

Heh. I bet I could come up with an excuse.

pure FORESHADOWING: breathlessnifra_idril on March 15th, 2005 01:44 am (UTC)
If the excuse uses the word 'mathturbating' I have no idea what you're talking about because REPRESSION.