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27 April 2005 @ 05:50 pm
Old Klingon Proverb: Popcorn=YES.  
Why do things like eating popcorn suddenly become the only things I can think about when I'm sitting in class and fuming? I literally just spent two hours thinking, "Listen, motherfucker, like I care about your historical whatevers. I just want my popcorn, okay? Shut up, and let me out of class early, because if I don't get some popcorn stat I'ma flip out and choke a bitch. You, actually." I became so enraged that I was drawing little pictures of massive monsters destroying small villages in order to get to large, overflowing bowls of popcorn.

Popcorn, I truly believed at the time, could cure all of my woes. So who cares if tonight's going to be my second all nighter in three days? I've got popcorn. White cheddar covered popcorn.

It can save the world.

On related note: Can I get a hell yeah from all my homies out there going crazy at the end of this semester? Everyone around me seems to be dealing with a disgusting level of grace and maturity, saying things like, "Well, I don't have that much to do, because I did most of my reading and writing over spring break, so I'm pretty much done already" and then I hear the Kill Bill music and their faces are covered in red washes, and I want to pluck out their eyes or do the 5 Point Palm Exploding Heart Trick (or whatever the hell it is).

Also, I promise never again to type the word 'homies.' I realize it was probably a disturbing experience for all of you. I know it was for me. But sometimes, these things? They have to happen.
 
 
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k_r_beark_r_bear on April 27th, 2005 10:03 pm (UTC)
OMFG I am right there with you. This is my last semester and this is bloody KILLING me. One presentation about the worst paper I have ever written and 2 exams left, and then I am DONE. FOREVER.
pure FORESHADOWING: Bad Example! - Snowflakesleepnifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:29 am (UTC)
Dude, worst doesn't matter so long as it is DONE. Because DONE is the ONLY THING that you can worry about at this phase. *nods firmly, and repeats this mantra* Also, go team you what with being NEARLY DONE FOREVER!!
dawnybeedawnybee on April 27th, 2005 10:15 pm (UTC)
Listen, motherfucker, like I care about your historical whatevers. I just want my popcorn, okay? Shut up, and let me out of class early, because if I don't get some popcorn stat I'ma flip out and choke a bitch</q>
:gasp: Last night I was jonesing for popcorn, while eating popcorn. I had a small bag at the movies and I was fantasizing about getting more popcorn and rhapsodizing on how good popcorn is. Now I need popcorn.
pure FORESHADOWING: CRAZY EYES!nifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:31 am (UTC)
Popcorn=Life. I firmly believe this. Today, anyway.
the opposite of batmanpearl_o on April 27th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)
Those people deserve to do a slow, slow painful death.

Also, now I want popcorn.
pure FORESHADOWING: Gloved humornifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
*gives you popcorn from my overflowing bounty of it* Also, yes. Yes those people do deserve to die.
when she smiles it's like a revelation: Snugfox1013 on April 27th, 2005 10:19 pm (UTC)
*offers both a Hell Yeah! and a cookie*

*stabs homework in the face*
pure FORESHADOWING: angelina sexnifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:32 am (UTC)
*stabs homework A LOT*
Jonathan Toews does not want a sandwich.: School Sucks--myashkesvmadelyn on April 27th, 2005 10:20 pm (UTC)
As you well know, I'm not one of the people you have to...pluck out the eyes of.

And I fantasize about chocolate milk in class lately. Yesterday morning, after my little catnap in Con. Law, I woke up thinking God, chocolate milk would be so great right now.
pure FORESHADOWING: absolut!nifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:34 am (UTC)
It's sometimes just the strangest things you find yourself fixating on during This Hellish Time. *pets you and most certainly does not pluck out your eye*
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pure FORESHADOWING: brad sexnifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:35 am (UTC)
Amen, dude.
Adoable Frunk: deliriumlyra_sena on April 27th, 2005 10:42 pm (UTC)
con grazia, con grazia!

Yeah, I know. I just felt like saying it.

pure FORESHADOWING: big pimpin'nifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:36 am (UTC)
Va bene, principesa. Tutto va bene.
Adoable Frunk: lyrarayklyra_sena on April 28th, 2005 03:41 am (UTC)
Grazie infinite, bella ragazza. *kisses*

Siobhansiobhan_w on April 27th, 2005 11:42 pm (UTC)
Well, I don't have that much to do, because I did most of my reading and writing over spring break, so I'm pretty much done already

They Lie! And if they don't, I wish they would because it just makes me feel worse about putting everything off to the last minute. *g*
pure FORESHADOWING: Bad Example! - Snowflakesleepnifra_idril on April 28th, 2005 03:37 am (UTC)
If they're not lying, then they're like, grotesquely on top of their lives and I pity them, really, for having nothing else to do. *rationalizes like whoa*
rhyannan on April 28th, 2005 01:46 pm (UTC)
I'll give ya a hell yeah and a big bag of popcorn...I'll even help choke the bitches that "already have mostly everything done." I swear, who the hell do these people think they are?!