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08 May 2005 @ 11:32 am
Avenging Ayn Rand Valkeryie of Death.  
In regard to her upcoming book wherein she rights from the POV of Jesus, Anne Rice says, and I quote: "No, I can't work that magnificent Eucharistic miracle. But in humility, I have attempted something transformative which we writers dare to call a miracle in the imperfect human idiom we possess. It's to bring Him here in the form a story, and that story is Christ The Lord."

It's enough to make me want to beat her insensate with a copy of Memnoch the Devil and then force her to write on a chalkboard a million times "I will stop masturbating on the page and trying to convince people it's high art". I want to see a cage match between her and Stepehn King wherein Stephen King leaps onto her after climbing up the cage, like an avenging flying squirrel, although really, if that were to happen, I feel like Ayn Rand would swoop in as a bare breasted harpy and carry off one of them in her talons to feed to her young. And then Ayn Rand would eat her own young. That's what Ayn Rands do.
 
 
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thecaelum on May 8th, 2005 06:59 pm (UTC)
Bwahahaha!

And yes, a million times yes. *peers at Anne Rice* She has the crazy, she does. But she gives me a perfectly good reason to use my WTF!Lex icon.
What the hell is up with the mummy?!: joking geekboyserialkarma on May 9th, 2005 02:49 am (UTC)
I want to see a cage match between her and Stepehn King wherein Stephen King leaps onto her after climbing up the cage, like an avenging flying squirrel, although really, if that were to happen, I feel like Ayn Rand would swoop in as a bare breasted harpy and carry off one of them in her talons to feed to her young. And then Ayn Rand would eat her own young. That's what Ayn Rands do.

If I didn't already, I would love you for that statement alone.
remember, always be yourself.  unless you suck.: everrivers: life goes onreapingfolk on May 11th, 2005 07:58 pm (UTC)
I feel like Ayn Rand would swoop in as a bare breasted harpy and carry off one of them in her talons to feed to her young. And then Ayn Rand would eat her own young. That's what Ayn Rands do.

It's funny because it's sad and so very true. I would like to imagine Rand and Rice sitting in a parlour together, having tea and discussing how the world isn't worthy of them.

Or maybe they can sit outside. Their egos could have tea in the parlour. There wouldn't be enough room for two bodies as well.