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16 February 2006 @ 11:40 am
Last Will and Testament.  
I've had some bad menses times in my checkered past, y'all, but I will tell you what - this time seems to be one of the worst. I can barely walk the cramps hurt so badly, and I have this involuntary weeping thing happening. There is simply no way I'm going to class today - I can't even keep down aspirin. Also, I want to die. If there is anything, anything fun or interesting or even remotely entertaining happening in your worlds, please tell me. Please, God give me sweet sweet distractions.

Oh, also? I would really appreciate it if my brain would stop thinking it was hilarious to have me lying here, fetal and feeling like I was being turned inside out, while humming 'I enjoy being a girl' to myself. The irony is OLD. Thank you, and goodnight.
 
 
Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Current Music: I Dont Blame You-Cat Power
 
 
 
BUT HARRY STYLES: nancy is fancyestrella30 on February 16th, 2006 04:37 pm (UTC)
hey. so if you die, can I have your earring collection?

*giggles and makes you tea*
Bunglegirlbunglegirl on February 16th, 2006 05:45 pm (UTC)
this morning I pulled our cars out of the garages because it was raining and I wanted to wash all the salt off from the snowy roads. But then it started to hail and I had to run around in my robe and slippers pulling cars around in the hail.

I hope you feel better!
owzersowzers on February 16th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
Sweet distractions? *hands you high quality dark chocolate* Chocolate is supposed to actually help with these pains ya know? Are you keeping a heating pad on the problem area? Heat also helps. *rubs your back and sends healing energy into you*
cranberryinkcranberryink on February 16th, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
There are GIANT BUNNIES OMG. This is worse than bears.
pure FORESHADOWINGnifra_idril on February 16th, 2006 06:08 pm (UTC)
cranberryinkcranberryink on February 16th, 2006 06:15 pm (UTC)
Did you see the fucking FEET on this thing? I mean, normal sized rabbit feet could kill a man. These bad boys? WMDs.
Kitcoloredink on February 16th, 2006 08:00 pm (UTC)
There, there are actually acupressure points that will relieve menstrual cramps? Well, um, and induce labor, but since you're obviously not pregnant, um.

One of them--well, technically two of them, as you have two legs, theoretically--is located about four finger-widths above the ankle, on the inside of your leg, on or near the bone. They're pretty tender, you'll know when you've found them. The others are in the crease between the torso and the thigh and pretty much require you to be on your stomach to reach properly; you just kind of have to jam your knuckles or fingertips in there. Apply pressure to these points for, um, a few minutes at a time or until you start/stop screaming.

Alternately, drink some tea, see if you can keep down some Tylenol PM, and take a nap. **patpat** I hope you feel better soon!
Sage: flipflops by tx_tartsageness on February 16th, 2006 08:45 pm (UTC)
Oh, sweetpea. If I had a teleporter, I would send you a giant pot of double strength raspberry tea and an extra bottle of Advil...and something healthy for dinner.

Mine finally stopped being that bad (most of the time) -- with the nausea and cold sweat and omg-kill-me-now pain. I don't know if it's age or changing tampon brands (to OB; Tampax is bad, Playtex is a torture device) or that I've started in with the raspberry tea while I'm still pms-ing. It's still unpleasant, but I'm less likely to collapse now.

Stay warm, hon. *pets gently*
Teeny Gozer: Give her a pony!teenygozer on February 17th, 2006 01:54 am (UTC)
You know what pisses me off? Millions are spent to cure male pattern baldness... is there even anyone out there trying to cure Death-Menses? Motrin works fantastically for me, but it doesn't seem to help at least half of my girlfriends, have you tried it?

Pamprin is crap, it's just expensive aspirin with about half-a-cup of coffee's worth of caffeine added.
Meretmeret on February 18th, 2006 12:07 am (UTC)
Yikes! I hope you feel better soon! *hugs*