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10 April 2006 @ 03:56 pm
Family Resemblance.  
The following is an actual conversation with my father over IMs. The topic I am trying to discuss is the Nif!Bro's fantastic New York High School Field Trip this upcoming weekend.

Nif!Dad: HI HI PUFFY AMIYOUMI SHOW!!!
nifra_idril: Will he have any time to even go to Cafe Roma with me or anything during this trip? I really want him to meet some of my friends.
nifra_idril: HI HI PUFFY AMIYOUMI SHOW!
Nif!Dad: HAI HAI PUPHEE AMMI OOMI SHOW!
nifra_idril: Phonetics!
Nif!Dad: Asionics!
nifra_idril: Academics! Histrionics!
nifra_idril: But really - will he have any free time?
Nif!Dad: I have also been told, "No grandparents, no uncles" as in they won't be leaving the hotel except as part of a group outing.
nifra_idril: But -- really. Sisters! This sister could go TO the hotel?
Nif!Dad: I will, of course, ask again, plus I believe that they are allowed visitors at the hotel
nifra_idril: Okay, cool.
Nif!Dad: Playah, I believe the term you're searching for is "sistahs."
nifra_idril: Say to his teacher, "Hey, can you help a sistah out?"
Nif!Dad: Well, if you have ever met his teacher, you would know what I mean when I say that I believe the answer would be an unqualified "NO!"
nifra_idril: Why she gotta hate a playa?
nifra_idril: Can't she show no love? For her homies?
Nif!Dad: WOHS IMUYIMA YFFUP IH IH
nifra_idril: Sometimes, you scare me a lot.
Nif!Dad: H
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nifra_idril: This is one of those times.
nifra_idril: Did you get into the Easter candy or something?
Nif!Dad: No Peeps, no jelly beans; I am mocked cruelly by my own purchasing choices.


In case any of you were wondering where I got it - and by "it", I mean my effervescent charm and COMPLETE INSANITY - that would be where.
 
 
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lynnmonsterlynnmonster on April 11th, 2006 03:44 am (UTC)
*dies*
Erika aka I'm Cute!: baa haa haagraysong on April 11th, 2006 03:59 am (UTC)
*dies laughing* And I don't even understand half of it ... but your Dad sounds like a real corker!!
makesmewannadie: leghumpingly#1norah on April 11th, 2006 11:39 am (UTC)
Yay, I love your fam! I am going to raise my children nutty and charming TOO. Yis.
AuKaukestrel on April 11th, 2006 05:14 pm (UTC)
I. Love. Nif!Dad.

I would have his babies, except clearly he already has them.

Broken Mnemonic: symbimagechild on May 25th, 2006 02:32 pm (UTC)
*nearly breaks a rib at aukestrel's previous statement*

Your Father is quite possibly the most entertaining man *ever*. My Da's funny, but I'm pretty sure he has NO IDEA what "Hi hi puffy Ami Yumi show" means. Tell your dad some random womangirl on the intarweb is thinking of him and laughing her ass off ALL DAY.