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13 May 2004 @ 03:58 pm
there are no parties, there is no joy  
Poll #293000 Could this day get worse?

Nifra's paper isn't done for tonight. She should:

fall on her sword. It's what a Samurai would do.
4(9.3%)
make a run for it -- I hear Fiji's nice this time of year.
4(9.3%)
explain to her teacher the extenuating circumstances of exhaustion and ask for an extension.
16(37.2%)
say nothing and just hand in her paper a day late.
1(2.3%)
drop out of college and become a professional snorkeler.
2(4.7%)
allow this to be the turning point in her life, when she decided to use her powers for evil instead of good and then become an arch-villian complete with creepy sidekick and neat toys.
16(37.2%)

Bursting into tears in class:

would be a ridiculous ploy for sympathy.
6(14.3%)
sometimes can't be helped.
17(40.5%)
should be passed off as a symptom of teretz.
8(19.0%)
means that you win.
11(26.2%)

The fact that Nifra's sandwich at lunch had cream chese that had gone bad on it is:

yet another sign that in her last life, she was most certainly Dr. Mengala.
3(7.0%)
sucks, dude.
20(46.5%)
makes it extra tasty.
2(4.7%)
icing on the cake, my friends, icing on the cake.
18(41.9%)

Living off campus next year:

could be good! There's a silver lining here, you just have to find it!
12(27.9%)
you'd get TV, dude.
11(25.6%)
I pity you the expense of that.
6(14.0%)
stop thinking about that and start thinking about your paper.
14(32.6%)

I love Nifra THIS MUCH:

Mean: 9.05 Median: 10 Std. Dev 1.40
1
0(0.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
1(2.4%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
3(7.1%)
8
10(23.8%)
9
4(9.5%)
10
24(57.1%)

Lemonade:

the perfect drink.
9(20.9%)
is yellow, except when it's pink.
25(58.1%)
I don't think a great deal about Lemonade and therefore have no idea to respond to this.
9(20.9%)
how could you put it in your body?
0(0.0%)
 
 
Current Mood: fully demoralized
Current Music: Back & Forth (Mr. Lee's Club Mix) - Aaliyah
 
 
 
Lady Day: myashke2ladydey on May 13th, 2004 01:13 pm (UTC)
I am sure that at this time of the year your professor will understand if you have to get your paper in a little late. Besides, falling on your sword is so final. Purely selfishly, where would I get my fiction fix if you went away?

Sorry about the rancid cream cheese. I hope you didn't eat too much of it. An upset stomach is not going to help with the paper writing. Bleech!

Good luck with living off campus. Yes, it kind of sucks, but hopefully you can get your own space or minimal roommate-age. Try and find something as close as you can. The farther away you are to campus, the less likely you are to go to class, or really anything on campus. Apartments are seductive like that.

Since I could only choose one - Lemonade is actually yellow, except when it is pink or brown (the yum half and half - Half ice tea, half lemonade) and it is the perfect drink.

Lots of love - see above - good luck with the paper.
.: spork (serialkarma)hackthis on May 13th, 2004 01:16 pm (UTC)
I am having a day much like yours munchkin. I empathise. *hugs*
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