2. tstar78 needs to be violently disabused of the notion that Willy Wonka had a sexually coersive relationship with his Oompa Loompas.
3. The Amish are my new favorite scapegoats.
4. I am Scarlett O'Hara. No, really.
5. Anyone who wanted to write Queer Eye for the Firefly Guy would be my absolute hero.
6. I want a big Spong Bob Squarepants Doll like the one we saw today in the arcade.
7. Hand puppets are both amusing, and disturbing.
8. I may not be around for a little bit. Things look to be exceedingly busy for me in the next few days. Then again, you never know. I may be a postin' fiend. Anything is possible!