If nifra_idril was a fandom...
a. Who would the het 'shippers pair me with?
b. Who would the slashers pair me with?
c. Who would be in my OT3 with me?
d. What would a Mary Sue in my fandom be like?
e. When did I / will I jump the shark?
f. Write a one sentence summary of the story that would win the Best Fanfic Award in my fandom?