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09 October 2004 @ 11:31 pm
Dear Smallville,  
I came to a slasher, and you gave me goodness. You gave me the hot and angsty and incredibly intricate relationship between Clark and Lex, which will exist forever and ever amen.

But then -- do you know what you did then? Do you even know?

You turned me het. Yes, ma'am. That you did. You said, "Here, Nifra. Look at Lois. She's so fucking hot. Isn't she so fucking hot? And oh, look at how she and Clark are. Yes. Yes look at that. And isn't that great?"

And I -- chagrined -- said, "Well, yes."

That, however, was not enough. No, Smallville, you were not done.

You took my hand, and you lead me to the Talon. You said, "Now, Nifra, you know how you want to believe in Lana and how you secretely like her?"

And I shuffled my head, and I nodded.

"Well, then," you said, "let's take a peek at her and Jason."

And so I did. And it was good.

"Aren't they adorable? Doesn't he bring out good things in her? Don't you just love them?"

"Yes," I said, shuffling my feet, "I guess I basically do."

BUT THEN! OH GOD BUT THEN! You said to me, "Now, who else do you love?"

"Chloe," said I, with vigor and vim.

"Well," you said, "don't you also love Lex?"

And naturally I do, and said so. And so you took my hand and you lead me to a special place -- a place containing both Chloe and Lex, and suddenly all was clear. They must be with each other all the time. They need each other desperately. They need for me to need them.

And, oh, Smallville, need them I do.

Heterosexually oriented,

Nifra Idril
Current Mood: totally het, yo
Current Music: coffee and lyra's dulcet voice
Thornthornsilver on October 9th, 2004 08:40 pm (UTC)
Hmm, Chlex....
celli on October 9th, 2004 08:44 pm (UTC)
Dear Nifra,

Ha! Made you look.

Janet F. Caires-Lesgold: wholeCLexjfc013 on October 9th, 2004 08:47 pm (UTC)
Don't mind me. I'll just be over here losing my dinner...
the opposite of batmanpearl_o on October 9th, 2004 08:52 pm (UTC)
Het: it's what's for dinner.

*snugs you*
Clannadlvr: Chlex- vvalclannadlvr on October 9th, 2004 09:31 pm (UTC)
*grins* Ah, you've entered the world of the Chlex!! *hugs you*

And hey...it's only one letter away from that other OTP...so how can you resist?

sageness on October 9th, 2004 10:03 pm (UTC)

You're too adorable. Also, cannot wait for more Nif!fic.
when she smiles it's like a revelation: Snugfox1013 on October 9th, 2004 10:07 pm (UTC)

It's okay. The het won't hurt you.

Except in the good way...
Sabbysamcoffeeaddict on October 10th, 2004 02:38 am (UTC)
*smirks* well hello lovely and welcome to the Chlex! You'll love it! it's got snark, banter, sexgod!Lex and lots and lots of coffee.

Sooner or later, everybody's gonna do it at least once, and I can't wait to see what you come up with. Perhaps a multi pairing fic to get into the swing?

oh if you want to read some Chlex go here

Meret: lexpaintingmeret on October 10th, 2004 03:44 am (UTC)
Does this mean we can expect some Chloe/Lex and Clark/Lois soon? *fingers crossed*
Novelist, lawyer, adventurer...: mindprobewebpetals on October 10th, 2004 05:40 am (UTC)
It's a tough life, isn't it? The good thing is, no matter what pairing you use, Smallville still remains delicious.

Hammy: lana-spring-in-my-stepangryhamster on October 10th, 2004 06:50 am (UTC)
yes, i've found myself anjoying the hetness too, lately. not sure whether that's a good thing or a bad thing....

and to that end...

[pimping]i made a whole bunch of icons yesterday, including clark/lois and lana/jason, should you be interested...[/pimping]
too many shiny glitterlifeinwords on October 11th, 2004 09:46 am (UTC)

*surreptitiously checks you for fever, alien pod opening*