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24 October 2004 @ 10:35 pm
This will in no way prove my sanity whatsoever.  
There are rumors going around now that I am crazy.

To you I say: MEDICATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



serialkarma: I am so coffee's bitch it's pathetic
nifra_idril: ditto that, yo.
serialkarma: i think we totally need icons that say "I AM COFFE'S BITCH"
serialkarma: except we should spell it right
nifra_idril: I think that spelling it right would be a plus.
nifra_idril: But yes, yes we do need those icons./
serialkarma: we should go beg people to make us icons that say that. *nods*
serialkarma: I may be overcaffeinated as we speak
nifra_idril: OMIGODWTFMETOO!
serialkarma: NOWAYOMGWTFCOFFEEBEANS!!!!
nifra_idril: OMIGODYESWTFLATTEE!
nifra_idril: except without that last e.
serialkarma: right. OMGYESWTFCARAMELMACCHIATO!!!!
nifra_idril: OMGYESWTFHALFCAFSOYMILKALMONDCAPPUCINO!


nifra_idril: *eyes you*
serialkarma: what? *blinks*
nifra_idril: i don't know. i'm just feeling shifty.
nifra_idril: *is shifty*
serialkarma: uh huh. it's probably the crutches. they'll make anybody shift a lot
nifra_idril: *shifts and shifts and shifts again!*
serialkarma:*shifts in syncopation*
nifra_idril: we should take this show on the road.
nifra_idril: we'd make a mint!
serialkarma: could it be an Andes mint?
nifra_idril: yes ma'am!
serialkarma: all righty then, it's a plan!
nifra_idril: rock.
serialkarma: roll
nifra_idril: beethoven!
serialkarma: amadeus!
nifra_idril: bismalah, no!
serialkarma:...and i'm lost now. my pop culture credentials have sandbars of shallowness apparently
serialkarma: however, they let me mix metaphors spectacularly
nifra_idril: metaphors are much like martinis.
serialkarma: they should be shaken not stirred?

serialkarma:: I shudder to think what would happen if we ever do end up in the same room together
nifra_idril: *giggles*
serialkarma: and there's alcohol in the room too
nifra_idril: oh my god
nifra_idril: sweet bleeding jesus.
nifra_idril: *covers eyes with hand*
nifra_idril: there may be arrests.
serialkarma: by the men in white coats
nifra_idril: those i feel are gauranteed
serialkarma: the question is: What Would Lyra Do??
nifra_idril: Probably be just as cracked as we are.
nifra_idril: Also: I need to have a bracelet.
nifra_idril: WWLDOMIGODWTF!?!??!?!?!?
serialkarma: *dies*
serialkarma: it ought to be one of those little rubber ones, only...hot pink. and WWLD in black on it.

nifra_idril: why am i SO CRAZY
nifra_idril: !!?!!?
serialkarma: it's the caffeine *nods seriously*
nifra_idril: Right. Yes. Coffee's Bitch. Sometiems I forget.
serialkarma: uh oh. THE COFFEE WON'T LIKE THAT.
nifra_idril:I MEAN I NEVER FORGET
serialkarma: I ALWAYS REMEMBER
nifra_idril: OH GOD NOT THE WIRE COAT HANGERS!!!
serialkarma: NEXT IT'LL BE PALM LEAVES AS FANS!!
nifra_idril: OH GOD! OH GOD!
nifra_idril: *cowers*

 
 
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What the hell is up with the mummy?!: caffeeeeeeine!!!!serialkarma on October 24th, 2004 08:04 pm (UTC)
I'm impressed. You actually managed to cut that down to reasonable, yet still insane, snippets. I wasn't quite so lucky, since I had the OMGWTFCRAZY convo of DOOM.