2. My tooth paste, which is EMPOWERMINT flavored.
3. All things Jane Austen and P.G. Woodehouse. Bertie! Mr. Darcy! *loves*
4. My robe, though it's a little scratchy. It's just so convenient to have so that when I hobble to the kitchen to make myself tea, the huge massing of weird hipster boys in the common area can't see my nipples through my pajama top.
5. Whatever the hell is outside of my window making ululating noises. You may think I'm being sarcastic on that one -- but I'm finding that noise very, very funny. It'd have to be experienced to be understood, but it's rather like the shrieking death gurgle of a hyena on an 8-ball of blow.