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09 November 2004 @ 03:17 pm
It's amazing that I'm still alive.  
Inspired by serialkarma's fridge thing, let me share with you things I currently own that can be consumed:

-- bay leaves
-- baker's chocolate
-- nutmeg
-- rum
-- cigarettes
-- gum (which, by the way, I will never consume as I accidentally bought the world's nastiest faux-fruit flavored crapola ever due to the fact that I am powerless in the face of packaging)
-- water

That's it. That's literally all I've got. And the water is kind of stretching it, as it comes out of the tap. It occurs to me that if I didn't have meal plan, I'd starve to death and die.

Sad times, man.

Anyway, I got my Yuletide assignment today. I'm so nervous about this challenge that I can't even remember why I felt like it would be a good idea, but it'll be cool. It'll work out. It'll be fine, fine, fine. I have confidence. Really, I do. I'm not just talking myself into confidence, I have it. Really. One with the confidence, that's me.

So I'ma go blow off my reading in favor of writing porn with pearl_o.
Current Mood: artisticartistic
Current Music: Eat The Rich-Aerosmith
peeps wanna see peeps boink: nycmusesfool on November 9th, 2004 08:20 pm (UTC)
New York tap water is good stuff!

You want to avoid that Long Island or Jersey water, though.

I believe for once I have more food than someone.

I have:

hard pretzels
microwave popcorn
frozen pizza (three)
frozen cheese macaroni
hershey's kisses
a tub of liquor
hot chocolate mix
cranberry juice
a jar of nutella
and one lone bottle of diet coke that I will never drink
ice cream

Woo! I win!
pure FORESHADOWING: LexCorp Legal Dept.nifra_idril on November 9th, 2004 08:29 pm (UTC)
See, the irony here is that I'd kill for that bottle of diet coke.

Okay, maybe not kill. But, like, stare at it longingly for at least ten minutes.
peeps wanna see peeps boink: shamelessmusesfool on November 14th, 2004 04:35 am (UTC)
Nah, you and I both know you'd kill for it.
What the hell is up with the mummy?!: food porn! ice cream!serialkarma on November 9th, 2004 08:31 pm (UTC)
serialkarma's fridge thing


So I'ma go blow off my reading in favor of writing porn

let me just reiterate that I fully support you in this endeavor. *nods seriously*
You're out of adventures :(claire on November 10th, 2004 05:59 am (UTC)
in favor of writing porn with pearl_o

One of the nicer sentences I've seen on LJ today...