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11 November 2004 @ 04:15 pm
Thus far today, I have:  
1. Caused an epic flood of coffee in the kitchen. I thought I'd need an arc for a little while there, but I got out without drowning in what should have been my wake-me-up.

2. Lost my cell phone while it was in my pocket and spent a good forty five minutes looking for it, only to have a very hot stranger come up to me and politely point out that it was VISIBLY STICKING OUT OF MY JEANS.

3. SET MY HAIR ON FIRE WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.


I really do fail at life.

ETA: I'ma meme up my life for a little bit, so as to distract myself from the STENCH OF BURNED HAIR (omigod there were flames on my person not ten minutes ago!). So, you know that meme where people write five sentences that would never actually appear in one of their stories? I'm going to do the variation on that where I ask you all to write them in my comments. So come on and tell me what you think you'd never see happen in one of my stories.
 
 
Current Mood: en fuego
Current Music: Momentum-Aimee Mann
 
 
 
digitalwavedigitalwave on November 11th, 2004 10:02 pm (UTC)
*hugs* sweetie, hope things get better soon.

1) Meg looked up as Benton entered her office, she smiled up at him, her face radiant. "Oh Benton, I've got it! My resignation came today so we can go back home tomorrow and be married. I can't wait to live in the cabin with you. Who needs a silly career anyway!"

2) Lex looked down at Lana, the true love of his life. He couldn't believe how close he had come to losing everything that really mattered to him on a stupid fling. With Clark Kent no less! What the hell was he thinking?

pure FORESHADOWING: broken supermannifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:57 am (UTC)
*chokes*

Seriously -- you're amazing. I would never write those, and they're so funny and I love it. *hugs you tightly* Thank you, babe.
digitalwave: Just little ol me by medigitalwave on November 12th, 2004 07:38 am (UTC)
You're very welcome sweetie. I'm glad that they brought a smile. :)

*hugs you tightly back*