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11 November 2004 @ 04:15 pm
Thus far today, I have:  
1. Caused an epic flood of coffee in the kitchen. I thought I'd need an arc for a little while there, but I got out without drowning in what should have been my wake-me-up.

2. Lost my cell phone while it was in my pocket and spent a good forty five minutes looking for it, only to have a very hot stranger come up to me and politely point out that it was VISIBLY STICKING OUT OF MY JEANS.

3. SET MY HAIR ON FIRE WHILE LIGHTING A CIGARETTE. Let me say that again: I SET MYSELF ON FIRE.


I really do fail at life.

ETA: I'ma meme up my life for a little bit, so as to distract myself from the STENCH OF BURNED HAIR (omigod there were flames on my person not ten minutes ago!). So, you know that meme where people write five sentences that would never actually appear in one of their stories? I'm going to do the variation on that where I ask you all to write them in my comments. So come on and tell me what you think you'd never see happen in one of my stories.
 
 
Current Mood: en fuego
Current Music: Momentum-Aimee Mann
 
 
 
sageness on November 11th, 2004 10:04 pm (UTC)
oh baby...some days just aren't worth getting up for. And the following is my first dS-ish ever...and it's a horror piece (so consider yourself warned!!). But I guarantee it's something you'd never write!! *g*



"Excuse me, Leftenant?" Fraser called, knocking twice and turning the knob to Welsh's office door. "I wonder if you might know where I could find...Ray."

Ray looked up at Fraser from where he knelt on the floor, eased his mouth off Harding's rapidly shrinking penis, and winked at him.

Fraser beat a hasty retreat as Lt. Welsh began to roar.

pure FORESHADOWING: Bobcatitude!nifra_idril on November 12th, 2004 05:58 am (UTC)
OMFG!!! That is so scarier than anything I've read in a long time! *clings and hides face behind your shoulder, whimpering and giggling in equal measures* Thank you, babe!