You'd think it's impossible to forget how to sleep. I mean, to forget how to put yourself in bed, pull the covers up, close your eyes, and sleep.

You would, in fact, be wrong.

I've spent the past hour and a half saying to myself: "I really should go to bed." *pause* "I don't know how."

I guess I could probably fall asleep here, with my computer on my lap and wearing all of my clothes. That just feels like defeat though.

I mean, I know intellectually that what I have to do is get up and change my clothes and brush my teeth and wash my face but -- again. I say to you: "How?"

Here. Look at the baby wombat.