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03 December 2004 @ 04:06 am
I'm sending today back. It's defective.  
Today is a complete and irretrievable failure. If tomorrow follows in the same vein, I'm giving up. I'm changing my name to Chanterelle, joining a vampire cult, and dying in an ugly basement in Sunnydale.

No, wait, that's fictional.

Hmm. Okay, instead, I'm going to change my name to Giselle, move to Provence and make herbed goat cheese for the rest of my life. Yes. This sounds like a viable plan.
Current Mood: draineddrained
pure FORESHADOWING: big pimpin'nifra_idril on December 5th, 2004 08:31 pm (UTC)
Can I just come and live in your basement? I don't take up much space, and I am infinitely entertaining because I fall down. Most of the time, I fall down. It's funny!