2. Am I the only one (other than my father) who says "Jesus H. Christ!" when I get upset? Because I say that a lot. And I definitely get The Eye for it.
3. Lo, I have seen the Nif-of-the-Future and she is attired almost wholly in melony colors. *eyes purchases askance* Man, I used to hate anything this color, but suddenly it's ALL I WANT. I wonder if my color preferences are really that affected by trends, or if I've just grown into melon. Like, you know, grown as a person, or something. Before I was too young for melon?
I'm reaching. I know this.
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Or, you know, just give her a link. One or the other.