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19 August 2003 @ 12:14 pm
Cold Turkey Sucks, Yo  
I am in the library right now, on my lunch break. Why? Because instead of joining a twelve step group for internet addicts, I just plunged head first into the whole 'dependent on lj and aim' thing and am now shaking and sweating because I've been literally a *week* without my internet working.

Why, God, why?

But it's lead me to the conclusion that I am, without doubt, a spoiled brat. And you know what? I'm okay with that.

Things I'm Not Okay With:

1. Losing my cell phone charger (I *hate* looking for things)
2. Losing my ethernet (I think that speaks for itself)
3. Working alone (I'm on a tall ladder and I'm a clutz. What if I fall and break a leg? I'll have to lie there, all alone, until someone comes and finds me. Believe me, I've been over this scenario *so many times* in my head this morning that it's not even funny.)
4. Having to work this weekend. (Overtime pay = good. Working over time = bad.)
5. Mayonaisse. It's acceptable in chicken salad or flammable devices, but otherwise, no. Just. No. *delicate shudder*

So. Yes. I will be back online tonight, is what I'm being promised -- and trust me, as easy going and laid back as I can be, I have felt free to RAISE SOME HELL over this issue.

Rawrf. *pouts* But, hey, check it out even *with* my internet-less state I managed to get in on the action and finally write James' letters. So read them.

Adoable Frunklyra_sena on August 19th, 2003 04:21 pm (UTC)


pure FORESHADOWINGnifra_idril on August 19th, 2003 04:23 pm (UTC)
*crawls into your lap and glares at ethernet port *and* purple piece of shit that masquerades as something computer like*
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on August 19th, 2003 04:24 pm (UTC)
*cuddles you in my lap and loves on you*

I went one step further with my killage of your ethernet. Details in your email when you're finally able to access it.

semisuper on August 19th, 2003 04:22 pm (UTC)

that will be all.

pure FORESHADOWINGnifra_idril on August 19th, 2003 04:23 pm (UTC)

Siobhansiobhan_w on August 19th, 2003 08:01 pm (UTC)
Dude! Mayonaisse *is* evil! I'm so glad that I've finally found someone else who realizes that and doesn't brush away my totally justified condiment fears as silly. You must get back online ASAP! We in the know have to stick together!

In other words...I miss you!
pure FORESHADOWINGnifra_idril on August 19th, 2003 08:54 pm (UTC)
We'll be the Anti-Mayo brigade and...well, I was planning to kind of hate on mayonaisse from a distance. That work for you? (Can't too close -- it's *uckky*.)

Also: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! *sings, puts a silly hat on, hands you cake and throws confetti*