I am bedecked, bejeweled, be-high heeled and be-hairdoed so that I can go work at my ridiculous luxury job. Oh, spring break, how you kick my ass.

In other news: YO, ADRIAN!!!

Sylvester Stallone freaks me out.

Additionally: why is there no 'vain' mood possibility? I mean, come now. We all have these moments where we toss our hair like Herbal Essences commercials and make come hither looks at the mirror for hours.

...don't we?