Spiderbites and fists of fury fill the screen, and here I sit wedged between two siblings attempting to read a blowjob scene while they debate whether or not Warrick (Cutie Pie) or Nick (Big Head) is the cuter guy on CSI when my brother opens the door to his bedroom and says, definitively, "Grissom's totally the cutest, with his obession with bugs and all!" Yes, family, you are, indeed, a trip.

CSI is the new Law & Order; there's never a time it isn't on television. Unlike Law & Order, though, it doesn't make me slowly grow to hate each and every one of the characters, which is what happens when I see too much L&O unless it's SVU, which is rather fine due to the Meloni-ness and De-tec-tive Munch.

The liver is the organ of anger in Chinese medecine. I want you all to remember that.

Things I'm reading right now: Wuthering Heights, which totally rocks. I remember reading it and hating it, but now I've got a huge love for what's happening. I want to see Mr. Darcy and Heathcliff in a cage fight. It'd be awesome.

Battlestar Galactica: Why? I didn't mean to enjoy it so much. I didn't even mean to like it. And yet, yet, I certainly do. The only character I don't particularly like is Colonel "I'm a Total Coward and Alcoholic and My Wife is a Definite Bitch" XO person. I find Baltair to be skeezysexy. It shames me.

Ray vs. De-Lovely: Ray was absolutely amazing, and I loved every second of it. De-Lovely made me very sad, and it made me ponder the probability that I would have ended up in much the same boat as Ashley Judd's character and that made me entirely sad.

House: Huge Laurie=Such YES. Him as King ...George? in Blackadder (I don't know which series) = EVEN MORE YES.

And lastly, I would leave you all with this thought: "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet."