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30 April 2005 @ 01:58 am
Oh, I'm rocking my hatred hardcore right now.  
I just stormed out of my house to disrupt the godless heathens who were conducting a drum circle bleow my window. I was already asking them through clenched teeth to take their bongo drums and go the fuck away when I realized -- probably because of the way everybody was staring at me -- that I was definitely wearing clothing not fit for company. A terry cloth halter top and a tiny pair of shorts is not really the most appropriate outfit to wear (sans bra), when one is standing outside in the cold. So then one of them said something along the lines of, "Sorry, man, we're just trying to, like, feel our chi, you flow?"

Me: "Excuse me?"

Him: "You flow?...You know, you dig, you catch?"

Me: "Oh, I flow. I flow that you're all incredibly stoned right now, and I've got a paper to write and sleep to do. So, how about you go do what you're doing somewhere else, and I'll sleep, savvy?"

Him: "Savvy?"

Me: "Pirate for 'flow'."

Anyway, I'm now apparentely the diabolic bitch monster in tiny clothing who appears from on high and ruins the lives of crunchy wee hippies. This is something I think I can pretty much live with, safe to say. Especially because one bastard said something like, "Whoa, you actually have to -- write papers? Just take, like, an art class. That's what I'm doing."

Kill. Kill. Kill.

At any rate, here's what should happen now: you know that meme where people give me characters/pairings and I either talk about them briefly or write a drabble? Yeah, that one. Any pairing, any fandom that you all want to hear me think on, just comment, and I'll spew my thoughts out for you, in word format. (At some point. I swear it.)

Attractive, isn't it?
Current Mood: bitchybitchy
Current Music: Because the Nights-10,000 Maniacs
peeps wanna see peeps boink: naughtymusesfool on April 30th, 2005 05:59 am (UTC)

*grabs Nifra's ass*
these points of data make a beautiful linebiichan on April 30th, 2005 06:07 am (UTC)
Chlana :D
pure FORESHADOWING: tough ladies - blgnifra_idril on May 1st, 2005 07:54 pm (UTC)
sageness on April 30th, 2005 07:05 am (UTC)
RayK. On a tear. (whichever definition of "on a tear" you like, sweepea.)

*leers at eensy clothing*

celli on April 30th, 2005 08:08 am (UTC)
Dan/Casey? *hopeful look*
when she smiles it's like a revelation: Lilahfox1013 on April 30th, 2005 12:26 pm (UTC)
Your stories make me way, way, way, way, way too happy.

Also? Faith. With Buffy, with Lilah, with Wes-- pretty mcuh anything Faithy you write will make me happy.
BUT HARRY STYLES: BRIAN by austerestrella30 on April 30th, 2005 01:25 pm (UTC)

Qqe2 on May 3rd, 2005 01:53 am (UTC)
*ups your meds to DefCon 3, smiling sweetly all the while*
pure FORESHADOWING: drama pig! (foxlet)nifra_idril on May 7th, 2005 06:10 pm (UTC)
the opposite of batmanpearl_o on April 30th, 2005 02:28 pm (UTC)
Does Henry II count as a fandom? Or Henry/Beckett?
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on April 30th, 2005 02:49 pm (UTC)
Yes. Yes it does. I second this one if somehow there can be worked in horses on the beach.

Or alternately, gratuitous use of "my little Saxon".

the opposite of batmanpearl_o on April 30th, 2005 06:18 pm (UTC)
See, I just want to see how many capital letters and exclamation points she can fit in one entry.
HeroHunter.  I, Storyteller.herohunter on April 30th, 2005 02:43 pm (UTC)
I guess I'll go WAY OUT THERE and say CLEX!!

jenmcdjenmcd on April 30th, 2005 03:48 pm (UTC)
"Take an art class!" That cracked me up.

I have no idea how I found my way to your journal, but here I am, and I have been enjoying your college life stories. This one especially made me giggle. Thanks!
Elle E'Troiselleesttrois on May 1st, 2005 05:34 am (UTC)
I suppose asking them while holding a large, bloody cleaver wouldn't penetrate the purple haze?
suzycatsuzycat on May 1st, 2005 06:56 am (UTC)
It's times like that that you wish you could pull a grenade from out of your braless top and destroy the little fuckers, isn't it?

I totally read "diabolic crutch monster" at first.
Qqe2 on May 3rd, 2005 01:54 am (UTC)
*admires teh tininess of teh top*

Dom/Fraser. Nyah.
Jack Pridejack_pride on May 6th, 2005 06:25 am (UTC)
Him: "Savvy?"

Me: "Pirate for 'flow'."

Adoable Frunk: lyra back straplyra_sena on May 7th, 2005 06:14 pm (UTC)
Hit me up with Al/Trixie.