Vin Diesel will kill you, your whole family, all your friends and burn your damn house down if you don't write his name in bold.
Vin Diesel is the third Olsen twin.
Vin Diesel occasionaly wears live rattlesnakes as a condoms.
Vin Diesel knows what it's like when doves cry.
Vin Diesel was the leading agent for the Bay of Pigs fiasco, and would have pulled it off even without air support, had Castro not challenged Diesel to a game of Spades. Diesel easily won, but was too late to save the invasion, and so he is haunted by the ghosts of dead Cuban revolutionaries.
Vin Diesel can cut 2" thick steel piping using only his rectum and Beatrice Arthur.
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