pure FORESHADOWING (nifra_idril) wrote,

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Oh my God, I am a human vortex of destruction. I just broke my refrigerator. I opened the door, looked at it, and it just -- everywhere. Broken glass, condiments strewn across the floor. It's like mythic in proportions. There should be a ten foot radius around me at all times, protecting the harmless appliances that I break by being near them. I'm going to go try and get the french onion dip out of my socks, and maybe cry a little.

Oh, I'm sorry. I forgot to mention the fact that I put many of the less broken condiments back INTO the fridge, hoping no one would notice. I am a horrible human being.
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