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09 June 2005 @ 11:02 am
Right when I wake up, before I put on my make up.  
Last night, I fell asleep rather early after smearing vicks vap-o-rub on my chest in order to help myself breathe through the night and maybe help with my deathly illness, in such a state of medicated zonk that I forgot how very much I hate that stuff and what it would be like in the morning and all of those important details. So I wake up, and I'm gross. And sticky. And my shirt is sticking to me and the sheet is sticking to me, and my first thought is, "So this is kind of what it's like to have a wet dream, huh?"

So then I go to take a shower. I just hop right on in without really thinking about the possibility that, oh, say, the water heater might be broken and the water might be FRIGID. Which, hi. Yes. It was. Naturally. How fabulous. So I shower quickly, come out of the shower, slip on the bathmat, catch myself on the towel rack and end up not doing a faceplant into the floor, but only just barely. I did, though, definitely manage to pull out several strands of my own hair in the process. Which was fun for me, as I'm sure you'll imagine.

I have things that I want to reccomend to the world but right now due to my vap-o-rub/shower drama, I don't think I have the heart for it. These things will keep, I'm sure.

Lastly, because I heard my sister essentially doing this on the phone the other day, I bring to you a ridiculous poll.

Poll #509535 First Grade

Do you want to be my best friend!?

yes! ;)
no! :(
maybe if you put out! :)
Honestly. You're a freak. ;)
Current Mood: energeticenergetic
Current Music: Loving-Kronos Quartet
ReginaGiraffereginagiraffe on June 9th, 2005 03:06 pm (UTC)
But a lovable amusing freak! I'd be happy with "a friend". I don't need the "best" part.

Thorn: hedgehog by scandatathornsilver on June 9th, 2005 03:08 pm (UTC)
I like the smell of vaporub. Probably because it's one of the few things I can actually smell.
tres gracioustwigsandgrace on June 9th, 2005 03:19 pm (UTC)
I can't do the poll, I'm too busy singing the song in your 'subject' in my head.

(Hi, I'm new.)
Tom is my Clark: LEX_Mohawk_K-Siteprim_rose_etta on June 9th, 2005 04:00 pm (UTC)
Seriously, i have a bumper sticker that says, "I befriends freaky chicks who have wet dreams"

...obviously, you're lucky day, Babe!

Adoable Frunk: goodpodlyra_sena on June 9th, 2005 04:17 pm (UTC)
I only want to be your BFF if I get an engraved necklace, dammit!
shayheyredshayheyred on June 9th, 2005 04:44 pm (UTC)
It's not like I'm saying your woes make me feel better about my own astounding lack of grace, but....
..oh, hell, yeah, that is what I'm saying. Hmm.