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20 September 2005 @ 02:16 am
I felt weirdly like I should post "And now I'm going to bed, Livejournal, sleep well" as though we were friends who hadn't seen each other in a long time and then had curled up on a couch telling stories about what all was going on in our lives, and then I thought better of it, and was like, "Nah, you'll just go to bed and that'll be it, and that's all there needs to be" and I was completely going to sign off without saying goodnight like a damn fool, and then I played with the LJ Haiku generator for a while, and absolutely had to share this one and so now have a somewhat reasonable rationale behind my "Nighty night, sleep tight, see you in the morning, do you like eggs?" post.

*coughs* I missed you guys is all.

But now! Haiku:
LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:nifra_idril
Your haiku:fell asleep and then
there were humpbacked whales in
the wind on a loop
Created by Grahame
Current Mood: sillysilly
lalejandra on September 20th, 2005 12:02 pm (UTC)
Livejournal missed you too!

Here, I write you welcome back haiku:

Patrick Swayze and
Paul Gross are fighting about
Who is prettiest.

Along prances Sir Bloom
And he says, "Obviously
I am prettiest!"

And Paul Gross snaps back,
"Bitch, PLEASE," and puts his hand in
Orlando's face. SNAP!

Patrick Swayze says,
"Bitch. PLEASE." Then he leaves. Paul is
so devastated.

Paul says, "Patrick, please!
Come back to me! You can be
the most prettiest!"

And Patrick replies,
"I do not believe you, Paul."
And does not come back.

So Paul cries on the
Shoulder of Orlando Bloom
Who's NOT prettiest.

He mostly cries cause
Patrick was right and Paul was
totally lying.

But no one can be
Prettier than he! He is
the Paul Gross, bitch, please.
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on September 20th, 2005 01:49 pm (UTC)
Your haiku is a
Wonderful, glorious ode
And then they had sex.

pure FORESHADOWING: the gods must be crazy - cake_or_deathnifra_idril on September 20th, 2005 11:09 pm (UTC)
The Paul Gross never
gets anything done. He is
too busy preening.

But damn. The man sure
enough is pretty as all
get out. Don't you think?

In conclusion: You totally made my day. *heart*
Capt'n "Kismet" Tuttleweedy_tea on September 20th, 2005 01:28 pm (UTC)
good night / we like you too.