pure FORESHADOWING (nifra_idril) wrote,
pure FORESHADOWING
nifra_idril
  • Mood: exhausted

Signs I Find Myself Staring At While I Work:

1. REJUVINATE!!: Cleanse your colon homeopathically in your own home!

2. STOP!!! Constipation Is A Serious Health Issue! You are not to be treating it lightly!

3. THE WAR ON EPHEDRA: How pseudo-politics and pseudo-science are keeping you from enjoying your health freedoms!

4. No Rad -- PROTECT YOURSELF! PROTECT YOUR FAMILY! STOP RADIOACTIVE IONIZATION BEFORE IT STARTS!

In conclusion: I still have not done my laundry, but I poked it with my foot some, and I feel like that's close enough to actual forward momentum that I'm happy with myself.
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