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30 October 2005 @ 01:55 am
My dear sweet God, is there nothing sacred? Is there nothing safe from the roaming bands of ravening beasts in this world? Not only have I fought off raccoons and skunks, but now there is a freakishly large convetion of fucking squirrels all over my goddamned balcony. It's like I'm living Hitchcock! But with furry woodland creatures instead!
Current Mood: drunkdrunk
Tom is my Clark: Batman_Jadedsilverprim_rose_etta on October 30th, 2005 07:58 am (UTC)
Yeah, and I bet you hated Snow White, too...

owzersowzers on October 30th, 2005 08:36 am (UTC)
Quick! Hang up some garlic!
It's because of Lana the vampiric squirrel! She has summoned her furry minions to terrorize you!!! The only way to vanquish them is by reading Clex smut out loud, in a commanding voice! Do this now!!!
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on October 30th, 2005 02:46 pm (UTC)
Once the cat is there she will scare them off for you! She's hardcore like that.