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03 November 2005 @ 03:45 pm
Punching! Destruction! Rawr!  
This meme is right inline with my mood for the day, so gakked from latxcvi: Top Five Fictional Characters I'd Like To Punch In The Face.

1. Jonathan Fucking Kent. Yeah, yeah, whatever. Moral compass, yadda yadda. I don't like the Kents. I just don't. I love Clark, but I feel like his parents are both hypocritical and idiotic. They're smug about it, too, and that maybe is what makes me hate it so much. That and the fact that everything they say is to be taken as The Gospel of Wholesome, when, meanwhile a lot of it is double talk and inconsistent morality. So, in conclusion: SMACK.

2. Sheppherd Book. I don't know why. He irritates the fuck out of me. Seriously. He's all "Here is something I have to say" and I find my fingers itching to hit him. Gah. I haven't got any kind of justification for it, but he just irritates me beyond belief.

3. Ellen Tigh. I'd punch her in the face so hard and so fast. She's just annoying and manipulative and I don't give a shit if she's a Cylon or not. She's the only character on the show that I find myself just tuning out when she speaks.

4. Paul Falsone. latxcvi is right. The chip on the shoulder is a little much, and plus, he bothers me. The thing with him is that he believes in the structure of the law more than he does the spirit of it which is something in and of itself that puts me in the mindset to destroy Tokyo, or just his face.

5. Romeo Montagu. Though, really, sometimes Juliet, too. But mainly Romeo because he's all "OMG MY LIFE IS SO BAD I WANT TO GO TO MY ROOM AND WRITE BAD POETRY ALL OVER THE WALLS I LIKE GIRLS SO MUCH AND THEY DONT LIKE ME EVEN THOUGH I AM DREAMY YES MY LIFE IS ALL CAPS." The thing about Romeo and Juliet is this: it's beautiful. The language is beautiful. The story is fucking frustrating, because honestly, they would clearly just get over each other so easily if they didn't get married and act like dipshits constantly. And furthermore, if Romeo had just told Mercutio what the deal with him and Juliet was, the whole problem of the death games wouldn't have happened and I dont' even care if it's supposed to be a secret, the guy's your best friend, you know? And especially when you see things happening like, oh, I don't know, the fight between Tybalt and Mercutio, you say, "Hey, man, I have to talk to you, no, seriously, right fucking now" and then you spill and life goes on. Instead Romeo is, essentially, a tool, and a good right hook would really make me feel better abotu it at least.

I could go on and on. I'm filled with rage. I'm one with rage. I'm frustrated and tired and sad, and today is really hellaciously bad. Nifra SMASH.
Current Mood: irateirate
.: georgie (ofthemorning)hackthis on November 3rd, 2005 08:48 pm (UTC)
I am working on a present for you. Yes, you. Really.
Adoable Frunk: paul bitchlyra_sena on November 3rd, 2005 08:57 pm (UTC)
I have nothing to say, just wanted to give you a "bitch" icon in return.

*stabs the foul day*

John Stamos Took It Too Far: book squee!brooklinegirl on November 3rd, 2005 09:12 pm (UTC)
Instead Romeo is, essentially, a tool,

I love you so much right now I could DIE.
misspamela: Mocking you - rjcardinalmisspamela on November 3rd, 2005 09:38 pm (UTC)
My newest favorite thing is that Romeo's life is ALL CAPS.

*dies* (er, no pun intended)
doll_revolution on November 3rd, 2005 09:18 pm (UTC)
okay, i've seen people make icons and drop them in as comments, but i can't figure it out.

BUT: me icon es su icon
pure FORESHADOWINGnifra_idril on November 3rd, 2005 09:34 pm (UTC)
Aww! *hugs you* Yay! I have a punching icon! Thank you!
Rob1forked on November 3rd, 2005 09:20 pm (UTC)
LOL- I thought I was the only one who wanted to smack both Romeo and Juliet- but Romeo especially. Actually, I have that reaction to a lot of 'tragic heroes'- because the whole tragedy part is often due to them being moronic, self-obsessed, drama queens. Romeo? Worst of the lot!
millysdaughtermillysdaughter on November 3rd, 2005 10:21 pm (UTC)
Juliet should stab both Romeo and Paris, let the priest slip her out of the city as planned, and then she would live happily ever after.
Rachel Wilderrachel_wilder on November 3rd, 2005 09:26 pm (UTC)
I'm totally with you on Falsone, but my love for the Kents is pure as the white driven snow that I know will begin falling any day even though it was seventy degrees here yesterday.
Tiny Timmy Tokyo: hp: god bless bad ficslodwick on November 3rd, 2005 10:08 pm (UTC)

*runs away*
too much sugar for a nickelbonspiel on November 3rd, 2005 10:25 pm (UTC)
Word re Ellen Tigh. So don't care about ANYTHING SHE SAYS OR DOES EVER. Please shut up and go away.