I am covered in shame. I am not at work right now. I should be at work right now, but really, it was impossible. I tried so hard. I tried so hard and I just failed every time I tried to get there. As I said: covered in shame.

Furthermore: my uterus is making diamons it seems, because it is cramping like gangbustas.

I was just at basically the awesomest homewarming housewarming whateverwarming party in the world at lyra_sena and veredus' place where I met many very cool people and acted like the silly git that I am all night while I had an amazing time.

Finally: Saw Harry Potter. Am apparently attracted to children. Who knew?

Mainly though, what you need to remember right now is that I am covered in shame.