So, I don't know if this counts as fusion or *what* but I had a long talk with seperis about how John reminds me of Prince Andrew in War & Peace, which then led inevitably to fic, as I wrote to prove my point. I feel like this isn't even really a story, so much as me proving a point. But here you are.
Title: Bullets by the Door Author: nifra_idril Summary: Afghanistan was fucking beautiful. Thanks to seperis, and to Patrick Park for the title from his song of the same title. Title, title, title. Woot.