I am weak: I have only managed to write three pages since then.
I am strong: I have not had any coffee or caffeinated beverage today.
I am weak: The cigarettes can hardly be counted.
I am strong: I cleaned my home.
I am weak: I did this to avoid doing work.
I am strong: I had breakfast.
I am weak: It was half a can of pringles.
I am strong: I am not watching any of my movies or dvds right now, despite how much I wish I was.
I am weak: I'm watching an expose on reality shows and trying to figure out how I could possibly work it into my paper, thereby maximizing my interest in the damned thing.
I am strong: I am not napping. I will not nap.
I am weak: That last one may be a lie.
Here's an equation not even Rodney McKay could solve:
1. I am exhausted.
2. I have to finish this final and another smaller class paper today.
3. I am, inherently, lazy and procrastinatory.
4. I have two hours of class this afternoon.
Solve for: a possibility of finishing all work, sleeping, and making time to fuck around for at least an hour and a half so as to not lose my mind.