1. I am finished with school work, the semester is over, and I have survived it.

2. I have driven to every single airport in my area today.

3. I was going to say that the time of the allnighter has left us until May, but then I remembered that, oh yeah, I need to finish my yuletide story. Isn't that a funny joke? I think that's a funny joke!

4. My remote control doesn't work and I am still not telekinetic. Damn it.