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pure FORESHADOWING
For whatever reason that quote felt like a good idea. I choose not to analyze.

Poll #274033 I <3 being pointless.

Choose your nemesis!

Mothra!
14(34.1%)
Your high school physics teacher!
7(17.1%)
The shifty eyed guy who smells like bad cheese in your literature lecture!
8(19.5%)
Meccha Barbra!
3(7.3%)
Your Mom!
8(19.5%)

Joaquin Pheonix: Hot or Formerly Hare Lipped?

Mean: 4.97 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.46
1
5(12.5%)
2
3(7.5%)
3
4(10.0%)
4
3(7.5%)
5
8(20.0%)
6
6(15.0%)
7
5(12.5%)
8
2(5.0%)
9
3(7.5%)
10
1(2.5%)

Math:

What a pretty configuration of letters, but what does that word even *mean*?
10(23.8%)
I calculate tips. I'm tip girl. That's all my math. Don't ask for more.
6(14.3%)
Over it.
9(21.4%)
A useful skill in our increasingly digital world.
8(19.0%)
Your mom.
4(9.5%)

To what would you attribute the downfall of Andrew Johnson's attempt at Reconstruction, directly following the American Civil War?

What is this, AP US, all of a sudden?
4(9.8%)
I think that before one can really analyze the causes for the downfall of Reconstruction, one must first analyze all of the factors that created that movement. And one must therefore begin not in Johnson's presidency, but in Lincoln's.
12(29.3%)
You're a dork, Nifra. A big dork.
5(12.2%)
I care not for your silly Reconstruction. Now go away or I will taunt you a second time.
8(19.5%)
Your mom.
5(12.2%)

Tell me something good.

 
 
pure FORESHADOWING
05 April 2004 @ 07:27 pm
Poll #274125 I...have a lot of pointless stored up.

They're *so* teh OTP!

Kato Kaelin/Tom Brokaw
1(2.4%)
Barbara Walters/Diane Sawyer
3(7.1%)
Eminem/Dr. Dre
16(38.1%)
Snoop Dog/Larry King
5(11.9%)
Larry Sanders/David Duchovny
17(40.5%)

I listen to Culture Club when I'm

doing manual labor -- like building towers out of leggos and stuff.
6(13.6%)
cooking! Nothing like a little Boy George to make your pancakes extra fluffy!
3(6.8%)
deaf.
12(27.3%)
knocking back shots like water! Tequila and Karma Chameleon! Woot!
14(31.8%)
alone, in my room, late at night when all the lights are off and I'm wearing my headphones so that no one but me will know my secret, secret shame.
9(20.5%)

Hey, Britney.

You say you want to lose control? Come over here, I've got something to show you.
4(9.8%)
So, you know how you were a total beard and stuff? Who was Justin *really* sleeping with, eh?
11(26.8%)
Your Miami concert thing? Was *totally* whack. (Just regular type.)
0(0.0%)
Why? Just...why?
14(34.1%)
OMIGOD LOOK! ISN'T THAT DEBBIE GIBSON!?!?
12(29.3%)

Nifra is:

fishing for compliments!
3(7.1%)
my favorite!
6(14.3%)
a cruel mistress.
6(14.3%)
COVERED IN SCALES!!
6(14.3%)
right behind me .
8(19.0%)

In regards to her homework, Nifra should:

for the love of God, woman! Stop bitching and *do it* already.
2(4.5%)
tell her teachers that homework is a social construct of our patriarchal and heteronormative society, and therefore is something she cannot, in good conscience, take part in.
10(22.7%)
BURNINATE IT with her mind.
10(22.7%)
feed it to the kangaroo that was outside of her dorm earlier. (I'm not making this up.)
5(11.4%)
storm the adminstration building and take the dean hostage, submitting demands which include a universal pardon for handing in things late or not at all.
2(4.5%)

What's your opinion of applesauce?

If I could visit retribution upon Sony for being the terrible egregious fuckwits that they are to Nifra, I would:

Kick them in the head!
23(52.3%)
Wait until their children are of a cute age, and then strike without mercy or remorse.
9(20.5%)
Maybe call them mean names?
4(9.1%)
Quietly resent them until they left the room.
6(13.6%)
I am Sony. And I hate you, Nifra. I *hate* you.
2(4.5%)