No, really. Utterly. Ridiculous. Now, to make this post, I must first confess several things:

a) I have a deep seated, highly repressed desire to write tons of fics with Mary Sues, and all kinds of self-insertion because I feel like that would be both absurd and funny as hell, and well. Because I just do. *hangs head* I know. I'm not proud.

b) When encouraged by more than one person in my ridiculousness, it tends to snowball WAY THE HELL OUT OF CONTROL.

c) I enjoyed writing what's coming next WAY TOO MUCH. I am shamed by how much fun I had.

Okay, that having been said. tstar78 and I have this joke about how it would be hysterical if I was an intern on the floating JLA space station-thing. We would say again and again what a hilarious joke it would be for me and Batman to interact in any way because he'd want to just kill me so so so so dead because, well...if you can't tell from my LJ that I'm basically a combination of Rob Gordon from High Fidelity and Lucy Ricardo then, well, I've just told you.

Anyway. The joke is wacky hijinks would ensue. Tonight Caro and I were talking about it and I was like, "I'm way tempted to write some of this down, just for my own amusement," and she said, "DO IT!"

And then I told Lyra, and she said, "Well, you could, and then post it as a response to my icon request!" (A few posts back I solicited requests for ficlets based on my icons, and they're coming, guys, they're coming. I'm using them as a way to procrastinate.) Anyway, Lyra picked my CHEEKY icon, and so I thought, "Yeah, okay, that would be pretty cheeky."

And it just...well...snowballed. *facepalms*

So have the first few installments of what I've decided to call Nifra's Unapologetically Self-Indulgent and Utterly Ridiculous Mary Sue Series. (NUSIaURMSS for short.) There will, most likely, be more of this.

Like I said before, I'm not proud.
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Okay, this is more than a GIP, which is why I didn't put that in the subject line. I'd like first to just take a minute and talk about how truly phenomenal Lyra is to me. Because she is.

So she made me a great many icons tonight -- a series of themed icons, in fact. We found all of these gorgeous pictures of gorgeous people, and she turned them into icons for me and shit, man, are they absolutely lovely, or *what*? The brushes she used here are from oxienensis and I think it all just looks bloody fantastic.

Check 'em out:













Aren't they absolutely sublime? I'm madly in love with each and every one of them. *pets screen*

You've lost your minds and I've lost my shame. I don't even know what to say. *covers eyes with hand*

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I kind of forgot about my plan to post all my Score fics here, so without any further delay, grouping 2: Funny Guys. (I have no idea why I've decided to call this group that. It's just...I am.)

So, without further ado,

Title: Home to You
Fandom: The O.C.
Pairing: Seth/Ryan (futurefic)
Summary: When I get home to you/ I find the things that you do/ they make feel all right.

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Title: Something But Nothing Like A Thing
Fandom: Sports Night
Pairing: Dan/Casey
Summary: Dan's proportionate and there is no Tahiti.

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Title: All American Meals
Fandom: due South
Pairing: Fraser/Rayk
Summary: Rayk, Fraser, and the many minions of Bessie the Cow


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