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pure FORESHADOWING
29 August 2004 @ 12:54 am
Because every day is utterly pointless poll day in my world!

Poll #342528 Tell me where it's at.

It's Friday night, you're alone in your house, the power goes out, and you hear a sound behind you.

That's not a question, you tool.
11(31.4%)
I scream. I scream a lot. Maybe also hide. While screaming. Even if it is the cat.
11(31.4%)
OH GOD HOW DID THE BAT PEOPLE GET IN!?!?
12(34.3%)
I'm not home on Friday night.
1(2.9%)

Hottest man ever:

Ioan Gruffudd. (I'm you.)
5(14.3%)
Angelina Jolie. (Her hotness transcends gender, and wins all contests.)
7(20.0%)
Tom Welling. (Of course he plays an alien; I think he may actually be one. He's far too hot to be a human being.)
5(14.3%)
I am above such petty distinctions as your earth-superlatives.
1(2.9%)
Callum Keith Rennie. (MMmmmm...angry)
6(17.1%)
Michael Rosenbaum. (He's so SMOOTH)
11(31.4%)
Your mom.
0(0.0%)

Monkey or Giraffe?

Monkey!
6(17.1%)
Rabid otter!
11(31.4%)
Giraffe!
7(20.0%)
Ioan Gruffudd!
11(31.4%)

One word with which I would describe Nifra:

Good? Bad?

Mean: 7.48 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.24
1
1(3.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(6.1%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
2(6.1%)
6
4(12.1%)
7
6(18.2%)
8
6(18.2%)
9
4(12.1%)
10
8(24.2%)
 
 
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pure FORESHADOWING
29 August 2004 @ 02:06 am
The Five Stages of My Writer's Block Tonight

10: 00 pm - It's not that I can't write right now. It's just that I have found new ways to explore my crush on Ioan Gruffudd and wanted to do a ridiculous poll. I mean, God, why would I want to write when I could be doing that? How foolish. I'll just keep doing this for a few hours and stare and stare and stare...

11: 00 pm - Except that that's boring, dammit! I don't want to stare! I've stared at everything already! I want new things to stare at! Like words! Written by me! I love writing words! One letter after the other! One word after the other! One sentence after the other! It's like leggos, but abstract! And less colorful! And I haven't done it in days ! That sucks!

12: 00 am -It sucks so much I'm going to cry . Writing is all that matters to me, and not writing feels like death I tell you, death . But what's the point anyway? My writing is never going to be as good as I want to it to be. It's an impossible goal to attain, and besides, I should be writing on the original stories just sitting on my hard drive that I'll never finish because I have no talent and am a hack.

1: 00 am - What if I just wrote a tiny ficlet? Just one tiny ficlet. Could I manage that? Could I write like, a drabble? About, about, about Clark feeling guilty about something? I can usually do that. That's my bread and butter, baby. Well, huh, if I can't do that, maybe I could just -- write a couple of opening sentences. Get that done at least. Maybe I could do that.

2:00 am - I am not going to write anything tonight, no matter how much I want to. Also, I am a ridiculously melodramatic human being. I need to chill out . And, ooh, hey, is that candy?
 
 
Current Mood: amusedamused
Current Music: Mercury - Counting Crows
 
 
 
pure FORESHADOWING
29 August 2004 @ 10:01 pm
1. goss is adorable and wonderful and she has a pretty womanish relationship with her ice cream!

2. tstar78 needs to be violently disabused of the notion that Willy Wonka had a sexually coersive relationship with his Oompa Loompas.

3. The Amish are my new favorite scapegoats.

4. I am Scarlett O'Hara. No, really.

5. Anyone who wanted to write Queer Eye for the Firefly Guy would be my absolute hero.

6. I want a big Spong Bob Squarepants Doll like the one we saw today in the arcade.

7. Hand puppets are both amusing, and disturbing.

8. I may not be around for a little bit. Things look to be exceedingly busy for me in the next few days. Then again, you never know. I may be a postin' fiend. Anything is possible!
 
 
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Current Music: Male Model - Sleater-Kinney