January 18th, 2005

ew bitch - crazyperfume

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Dear sweet mother of wooly mittens, I do believe my face has fallen off and shattered because I no longer live in the real world I live in A BLOODY FUCKING REFRIDGERATOR OF GODDAMNED DOOM AND ICE! *hates viciously on all things that are cold*

Excuse me, I have to go crawl into a fire and shower myself in embers in order to coax sensation back into my extremities.
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