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pure FORESHADOWING
25 March 2005 @ 01:22 pm
Spiderbites and fists of fury fill the screen, and here I sit wedged between two siblings attempting to read a blowjob scene while they debate whether or not Warrick (Cutie Pie) or Nick (Big Head) is the cuter guy on CSI when my brother opens the door to his bedroom and says, definitively, "Grissom's totally the cutest, with his obession with bugs and all!" Yes, family, you are, indeed, a trip.

CSI is the new Law & Order; there's never a time it isn't on television. Unlike Law & Order, though, it doesn't make me slowly grow to hate each and every one of the characters, which is what happens when I see too much L&O unless it's SVU, which is rather fine due to the Meloni-ness and De-tec-tive Munch.

The liver is the organ of anger in Chinese medecine. I want you all to remember that.

Things I'm reading right now: Wuthering Heights, which totally rocks. I remember reading it and hating it, but now I've got a huge love for what's happening. I want to see Mr. Darcy and Heathcliff in a cage fight. It'd be awesome.

Battlestar Galactica: Why? I didn't mean to enjoy it so much. I didn't even mean to like it. And yet, yet, I certainly do. The only character I don't particularly like is Colonel "I'm a Total Coward and Alcoholic and My Wife is a Definite Bitch" XO person. I find Baltair to be skeezysexy. It shames me.

Ray vs. De-Lovely: Ray was absolutely amazing, and I loved every second of it. De-Lovely made me very sad, and it made me ponder the probability that I would have ended up in much the same boat as Ashley Judd's character and that made me entirely sad.

House: Huge Laurie=Such YES. Him as King ...George? in Blackadder (I don't know which series) = EVEN MORE YES.

And lastly, I would leave you all with this thought: "Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet."
 
 
Current Mood: goodgood
Current Music: CSI
 
 
pure FORESHADOWING
25 March 2005 @ 09:01 pm
Do you ever find yourself irritated by the way a person stands? I'm sitting in my mother's house, watching television with my family, and suddenly I find myself burning with anger and frustration from the very pit of my being, because of the way my brother was standing.

It seemed like it was emblematic somehow of everything that he does that annoys me, it seemed like he was standing in a way meant to provoke, it seemed like he'd crossed his arms just so because that's how my father crosses his arms, it seemed like he was standing where he was in relation to me in order to show how much shorter I am, it seemed like a scene from Kill Bill with the red vision and the siren-y music, it seemed like I was going crazy.

I am really not a calm person. I get irritated easily, but it usually blows over pretty quickly. I have not been quite this easily irritated since I as fifteen and horrible.

Hypothesis: My family does not, in any way, contribute positively to my behavior.

Evidence: Homicidal rage caused by proximity to family.

Conclusion: I best be gettin' myself back up North, and right quick.
 
 
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Current Music: Silence, blessed, blessed silence.