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08 May 2005 @ 11:32 am
In regard to her upcoming book wherein she rights from the POV of Jesus, Anne Rice says, and I quote: "No, I can't work that magnificent Eucharistic miracle. But in humility, I have attempted something transformative which we writers dare to call a miracle in the imperfect human idiom we possess. It's to bring Him here in the form a story, and that story is Christ The Lord."

It's enough to make me want to beat her insensate with a copy of Memnoch the Devil and then force her to write on a chalkboard a million times "I will stop masturbating on the page and trying to convince people it's high art". I want to see a cage match between her and Stepehn King wherein Stephen King leaps onto her after climbing up the cage, like an avenging flying squirrel, although really, if that were to happen, I feel like Ayn Rand would swoop in as a bare breasted harpy and carry off one of them in her talons to feed to her young. And then Ayn Rand would eat her own young. That's what Ayn Rands do.
 
 
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