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pure FORESHADOWING
27 June 2005 @ 04:09 pm
Hi. This is exactly what I don't want to have happen to me. Thank you and goodnight.
 
 
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pure FORESHADOWING
27 June 2005 @ 11:30 pm
Dear People Who Put Pictures of Fisting On the Internet in Weird Places to Shock Other People,

Lick the electrical socket next to you. Go on, do it. I know you want to. It'll feel good. I promise.

Love,
Me.
 
 
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pure FORESHADOWING
27 June 2005 @ 11:53 pm
nifra_idril: Let us be clear: The bear does not want to have sex with you. The bear wants to eat you.
lyra_sena: also, they're in collusion with the sharks.
nifra_idril: They are NOT.

nifra_idril: Sharks are all: ------KILL-------KILL------KILL---hey is that a dolphin? SHIT WE ARE FUCKED
nifra_idril: bears are crafty.
nifra_idril: bears are not to be trusted.
nifra_idril: bears eat nuts and berries.
lyra_sena: bears eat ---
lyra_sena: god. I can't do it.
lyra_sena: I was going to say "brains"
nifra_idril: only ZOMBIE BEARS eat brains.
nifra_idril: let's not be ridiculous.
lyra_sena: *slaps forehead* of COURSE
 
 
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