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pure FORESHADOWING
30 October 2005 @ 01:13 am
Dear God, I just had a confrontation with not only a skunk but also a racoon down the street from my house. Now, let it be known that I am not a sober person right now, and I just walked a long way in the cold to get to my home. Let it be further known that I have no natural ability for running, but when that racoon reared up on it's hind legs in front of me and made a strange hissing noise, I threw my lighter at it and ran like the wind for maybe two full blocks. Maybe more. But my point is, hell, did I ever run. And then! Then! On the steps to my house - finally safe from racoons -- what do I find but a skunk with its tail arched threateningly at me as it snorfled away at the ground eating whatever it is that skunks eat. I had to wait it out before I could get in because I live on the second floor and there's simply no way to get inside without going through the front door unless I wanted to crawl into my brand new downstairs neighbors and be like, "Hey guys, yup, I'm drunk. I live upstairs. Your band is really loud and it blows and I'll be going now, see you later, bye".

I mean sweet Christ, I do not live in a very forresty area. There are trees on my street, sure, but tamed and domesticated tended trees. There aren't wilds! Why, then, am I surrounded by WILDLIFE!?!? What's next? Bears?!?!?!?!
 
 
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pure FORESHADOWING
30 October 2005 @ 01:55 am
My dear sweet God, is there nothing sacred? Is there nothing safe from the roaming bands of ravening beasts in this world? Not only have I fought off raccoons and skunks, but now there is a freakishly large convetion of fucking squirrels all over my goddamned balcony. It's like I'm living Hitchcock! But with furry woodland creatures instead!
 
 
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pure FORESHADOWING
Grey's Anatomy. Collapse )

I never meant to enjoy this show as much as I do, but it just kind of happened. It's like the cute rumpled guy down the hall who you sit around and talk about music with and then you're suddenly madly in love and you have no idea where that came from because he's kind of preachy and pretentious, but you're too far gone to really mind, and instead find it kind of cute, just like how he wrinkles his nose and stares to the side of you when you're talking to another guy because he doesn't want to seem jealous but he also doesn't want to miss anything.
 
 
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