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12 January 2006 @ 02:01 pm
Cannibals and Sharon the Ostritch.  
It turns out that maybe the Donner family didn't eat anybody. They did eat their pet dog Uno, but their wagon broke down and they didn't quite make it to the cannibal party. The things you learn.

Other things I have learned: murphy's oil soap leaves a really thick something or other on the wood, even after you mop it off as the directions say you should. I suppose that is to be expected, given the fact that it calls itself a 'laminating' soap.

And lastly, I'm watching the Discovery channel and it keeps blowing my mind. They do the coolest things! Now there's this professor and his undergrad assistant role playing as T-Rex and Triceratops, and it's blowing my mind that there's enough in a department budget to pay for an undergrand assistant to run around on a salt flat in a weird metal box, pretending to be a T-Rex to his professor's Triceratops.

Also? They've trained an ostritch to run on a treadmill. It's really funny.

How are you doing today, livejournals? Because I'm clearly still. bored. *sigh*
Current Mood: groggygroggy
.: lee & kara (foolish_desire)hackthis on January 13th, 2006 05:39 pm (UTC)
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Okay, I read the Donner thing and my first thought, "Nice one, bruva!", which really, no place for South London English, but it's FRIDAY! WTF. Also, Lee tonight. [insert face-spliting smile here]. Also, I wrote Lee/Kara and SGA pron yesterday. I get all the gold stars.
pure FORESHADOWING: Bad Example! - Snowflakesleepnifra_idril on January 13th, 2006 05:47 pm (UTC)
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You do get all the gold stars! WHERE IS IT? I'ma go read it! Also - OMG Battlestar Galactica. I'm so excited about it that I'm nearly nervous and I'm starting to feel pre-emptive nostalgia for Cain, because as much as I think she needs to be put somewhere away from authority, I'ma miss her when she buys it tonight. *wipes away single tear*
.: helo could be my hero (foolish_desire)hackthis on January 13th, 2006 05:59 pm (UTC)
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I replied to my OWN comment. *sigh* So tired. Did you see it though, with the Helo/Lee?
.: helo could be my hero (foolish_desire)hackthis on January 13th, 2006 05:58 pm (UTC)
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You really think she's gonna buy the farm? I'm not too certain about the one, baby, I think someone else is gonna get hit instead. Also, pron linked here. Also, I was having major thoughts about Helo/Lee pron. Well, not so much thoughts as nuclear meltdowns over the idea of Lee astride Helo's hips, and Helo's thumbs rubbing at Lee's hipbones and, uh, yeah, you get the point right? Cos you know Helo is wayyy bigger than Lee, but Lee's all must be in charge and Helo, well, it's Helo (other!baby!daddy)
pure FORESHADOWING: Bad Example! - Snowflakesleepnifra_idril on January 13th, 2006 06:19 pm (UTC)
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God, Helo's big thumbs and Lee's angular hip bones, and maybe in the background there's Chief, watching, because he's done with this Sharon thing, this connection to Helo he never wanted even if Helo's a good guy, even if Helo's a good friend, even if Helo's got these huge, beautiful hands that he used to pretend not to notice so Sharon wouldn't wonder, wouldn't ask about his old relationships, about what he used to do back on Picon when he was on leave - the hands he'd always watch becuase he didn't want to see the faces, but Chief is done with all of this, and now he -- he's pretending to sleep, but he can hear them. He can see them, in the dark, even if they can't see him watching, see his eyes, wide and feverish as he sees Helo's neck arch back, Lee's square, white teeth nipping at it, just there, just below Helo's chin, and Marines could walk in any second, catch them like this, see Lee, see Helo, see him, rubbing the ball of his hand hard over his cock, and they wouldn't know it. They wouldn't see it coming, they've got their backs up against the glass, so Chief should watch them just a little longer, just to be sure they'll be safe.
.hackthis on January 13th, 2006 06:37 pm (UTC)
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Lee, when did he become Lee and not just the CAG or the Captain, or -- yeah, Galen would bet that Helo isn't calling Lee "Captain" right now. Galen would, well he wouldn't know what to bet, because the Captain has these impossibly white teeth, he can see them, hear Helo's moans, and it's not the sort of thing that Galen would normally fixate on, but he's biting Helo and that's gonna leave marks, and maybe that's what he wants. Helo certainly doesn't seem to mind, not with the noises he's making and Zeus, the *noises*. Stiffled grunts and wet noises, and the gasping, Galen can't remember the last time he heard someone gasp like that, with such meaning, as though they really might be dying and wouldn't give a frak either way.
What the hell is up with the mummy?!serialkarma on January 13th, 2006 06:41 pm (UTC)
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Oh, please, do continue, the both of you.
the whole slip shod shebangethrosdemon on January 13th, 2006 06:54 pm (UTC)
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you and I should make a pact that if they don't make this happen we will disown them
Adoable Frunklyra_sena on January 13th, 2006 07:00 pm (UTC)
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*throws self toward you in agreement*
pure FORESHADOWINGnifra_idril on January 13th, 2006 07:04 pm (UTC)
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In the dark, where the Captain's shirts ride up, Helo's arm is outlined against it, dark, hand disappearing down the back of the Captain's pants, and Galen can -- he can imagine what that would feel like, he can, but he isn't, he isn't thinking how it would be to be pressed up against Helo's broad chest, hsi warm skin, feel Helo squeezing his ass like that, it's not -- it's not right to think about it, maybe worse to be watching it, but he can't make himself stop watching Lee, because it's so different than anything he's ever seen, nearly savage. Desperate, scratching at Helo's shoulders, hips moving hard and fast against Helo's cursing the zipper holding Helo's pants up, and Helo keeps chanting his name, real low, "Lee, Leel, we --" tossing his head against the cold glass behind him, his eyes shuttered shut, his tongue sweeping out to lick his lips, like he's trying to kiss Lee again, even though Lee's busy lower down, even though Lee's practically frakking devouring Helo's shoulders, his arms, running his tongue along Helo's collarbone, and Galen's trying to be quiet himself, he's trying so hard not to stand up, to walk over and hold Lee still and back close against him, to just press Lee's hands to the door on either side of Helo's head, to strip his shirts totally off and make a map of his smooth back with fingers, and lips, and he's not going to, he's going to roll over but then Helo's eyes find his, and Helo's free hand reaches toward him, fingers curling back, "Come on," he grates, "Aphrodite, Galen, just --"

He does.
Adoable Frunk: Reckless!Starbuck - pumahmistresslyra_sena on January 13th, 2006 06:06 pm (UTC)
ahahaha, I knew you'd see the light about the Discovery channel one of these days! OMGFACEEATINGTUMOR.

ps, expect lots of text messages during BSG tonight EEEEEE.
pure FORESHADOWING: crazy like that - pumahmistressnifra_idril on January 13th, 2006 06:20 pm (UTC)
You know I've always loved the Discovery channel, but dude. The face eating tumor is still straight up disgusting. *shudders*

We are going to have text message flurries during the commercial breaks omg!
astcetc snafuwonderlandkat on January 14th, 2006 12:45 am (UTC)
I wish I got paid to pretend to be a Triceratops. Wrong department I guess. Although I did get paid to tell people to go away and let my boss work and to forbid her from checking her email.

So that's new and different I guess.
VauDeVilles: grrrr...ow!vaudevilles on January 14th, 2006 03:49 am (UTC)
Wow. Yeah. Um. Wow.

BSG found the slash and HOW.

So very very very hot!
mister perceptive pirate pants: sv lex smileahab99 on January 14th, 2006 08:42 pm (UTC)
Oh my god, I watched that dinosaur show, and it was the BEST THING EVER!!!! The running ostrich! The way they'd make the computer-generated T-Rex smirk at the camera, and the skeletons move around for no good reason! The mechanical T-Rex head smashing the Mini Cooper!

The Discovery Channel is my new hero.