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12 January 2006 @ 02:01 pm
Cannibals and Sharon the Ostritch.  
It turns out that maybe the Donner family didn't eat anybody. They did eat their pet dog Uno, but their wagon broke down and they didn't quite make it to the cannibal party. The things you learn.

Other things I have learned: murphy's oil soap leaves a really thick something or other on the wood, even after you mop it off as the directions say you should. I suppose that is to be expected, given the fact that it calls itself a 'laminating' soap.

And lastly, I'm watching the Discovery channel and it keeps blowing my mind. They do the coolest things! Now there's this professor and his undergrad assistant role playing as T-Rex and Triceratops, and it's blowing my mind that there's enough in a department budget to pay for an undergrand assistant to run around on a salt flat in a weird metal box, pretending to be a T-Rex to his professor's Triceratops.

Also? They've trained an ostritch to run on a treadmill. It's really funny.

How are you doing today, livejournals? Because I'm clearly still. bored. *sigh*
 
 
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Adoable Frunk: brad surrenderlyra_sena on January 13th, 2006 07:14 pm (UTC)
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GUH. *fans self madly*


(also, wow, Faulkner is being channeled for BSG now, hmmm?)
pure FORESHADOWING: Bad Example! - Snowflakesleepnifra_idril on January 13th, 2006 07:22 pm (UTC)
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No, that was mainly just me being like "Wheee! Run ons!" Faulkner being channeled for BSG would look maybe more like this:

Dark, and the jail was quiet, save the lick suck scrape, Lee's teeth to Helo's hip bone, Galen's gasp to Helo's ear and this, Galen knows, is not his right, the hands that hold him not his, not to be his ever, these hands -- the strong ones, pinning his wrists, Helo's fingers tight against his wristbone, eyes green and wanting in the dark, shining phospherescent into his own and Galen wants these hands, but they belong on a different body, holding the fragile curve of woman hips, Sharon's hips, beneath what passes for her skin, inhuman, strange but familiar, so familiar and Galen's fingers twitch for it, twitch against the wiry hair of Helo's forearm, and he: Please, frak - just, Galen, please, and over his shoulder the sharp grin of acknowledgement, Lee's twist of lips, bright teeth, fast fingers fluttering over Helo who stands between them, thick body and those eyes, that green lit from behind, and Lee, who has always ordered him before, who he trust, Lee grabs his own hand, places Galen's palm against Helo's cock, flattens it there, says, Give him what he needs, Chief, and he, too afraid, still feeling the phantom brush of Sharon's hair against his neck, her breath against his lips, he swallows hard, and Helo cups his jaw says, You can close your eyes if you want, and he does, uses his fingers to see, so this, too, won't burn, an image held to froever.
.: helo could be my hero (foolish_desire)hackthis on January 13th, 2006 07:30 pm (UTC)
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Stop playing with Faulker and come play with me and the boys.
pure FORESHADOWING: Dis Posse!nifra_idril on January 13th, 2006 07:37 pm (UTC)
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I should never play with Faulkner in public.

And Goddamnit, I wish I could keep playing all day, but I have to go do things, like...now! *sighs and kicks at dirt* All I wanna do is write porn with you, but I gotta be a person. Life sucks.
.: helo could be my hero (foolish_desire)hackthis on January 13th, 2006 07:42 pm (UTC)
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You are chosing life over being Helo and Lee's sex toy? You are a stronger woman than I ;)

.: helo (foolish_desire)hackthis on January 13th, 2006 11:12 pm (UTC)
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Adoable Frunk: Happy!Starbuck - pumahmistresslyra_sena on January 13th, 2006 07:56 pm (UTC)
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*happy content*

I can go with this, too, m'dear.