hey. so if you die, can I have your earring collection?

*giggles and makes you tea*

this morning I pulled our cars out of the garages because it was raining and I wanted to wash all the salt off from the snowy roads. But then it started to hail and I had to run around in my robe and slippers pulling cars around in the hail.

I hope you feel better!

Sweet distractions? *hands you high quality dark chocolate* Chocolate is supposed to actually help with these pains ya know? Are you keeping a heating pad on the problem area? Heat also helps. *rubs your back and sends healing energy into you*

There are GIANT BUNNIES OMG. This is worse than bears.

Did you see the fucking FEET on this thing? I mean, normal sized rabbit feet could kill a man. These bad boys? WMDs.

There, there are actually acupressure points that will relieve menstrual cramps? Well, um, and induce labor, but since you're obviously not pregnant, um.

One of them--well, technically two of them, as you have two legs, theoretically--is located about four finger-widths above the ankle, on the inside of your leg, on or near the bone. They're pretty tender, you'll know when you've found them. The others are in the crease between the torso and the thigh and pretty much require you to be on your stomach to reach properly; you just kind of have to jam your knuckles or fingertips in there. Apply pressure to these points for, um, a few minutes at a time or until you start/stop screaming.

Alternately, drink some tea, see if you can keep down some Tylenol PM, and take a nap. **patpat** I hope you feel better soon!

Oh, sweetpea. If I had a teleporter, I would send you a giant pot of double strength raspberry tea and an extra bottle of Advil...and something healthy for dinner.

Mine finally stopped being that bad (most of the time) -- with the nausea and cold sweat and omg-kill-me-now pain. I don't know if it's age or changing tampon brands (to OB; Tampax is bad, Playtex is a torture device) or that I've started in with the raspberry tea while I'm still pms-ing. It's still unpleasant, but I'm less likely to collapse now.

Stay warm, hon. *pets gently*

You know what pisses me off? Millions are spent to cure male pattern baldness... is there even anyone out there trying to cure Death-Menses? Motrin works fantastically for me, but it doesn't seem to help at least half of my girlfriends, have you tried it?

Pamprin is crap, it's just expensive aspirin with about half-a-cup of coffee's worth of caffeine added.

Yikes! I hope you feel better soon! *hugs*